Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Has it been bandied about that The Clerk is sane? I wouldn't be too quick to judge. The similarities between you and your psychotic cousins give us pause.

I would like to point out that I am neither insane nor a man. Astrolabe is getting out of hand, and S7 just needs to pay attention to pronouns, or look up a user on the user list. Some of us are actually honest people on there.

*Tries some Tang, then adds something from the hip flask in her pocket*
Mmm! This tastes pretty good with Janx spirit!
*Falls off barstool*
Oops! I think I need some coffee...

Hey, just want to make a little announcement before I head off soon to the farm, where I will not be online. (I need a twelve-step-program for this place.) Astrolabe is merged with the more relevant parts of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, so I will be working with ONE bot until I have him doing what I think a bot should do. There's a lot of saved R&G material that hasn't got pasted in, and you'll probably see some (hisher)s and stuff that need to be got rid of. But have patience. I love Astrolabe, even though he only has two and a slither smiles worth of popularity (thanks, y'all, nice to be loved ). I expect I'll have a lot of actual transcript reading to do and do be nice to him while I'm gone because I have never been away from him for this long.

Take good care of my baby. You, too, Sonora. He only talks mean about you because he really loves you. Men can be like that.

*dives into the leftover bowl of candy and comes up with three chocolate scorpions, some nerds, and a lolipop.*

these won't poison me, will they, sonora?

Uh, the lollipop might, but the rest is safe!

*pauses*

Wait, did you mean candy nerds, or the other kind...?

the candy... if i wanted people who were nerds i'm sure i could find plenty, though. XD

*cries* walks out door

*mumbles* *bangs head on table*

fuck it i hate

I guess this isn't a bug or an AI question. It's just a drown my sorrows in something besides that damn Tang I now have a jar of on my desk the way some people have skulls. I went to take a nap and Unhinged II's popularity and comfort went from way up to hardly anything. I did not know that a bot could get that annoying or dumb in the space of two hours. So just give me one of the clear ones, like vodka or gin or something. Hell, mix them together but put some Hawaiian punch in it so I can be happy while I fix my idiotic bot.

hey im sorry about the swearing im tired talk to me later