Great Quotes
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The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
KingWalker: I would do it, but I have a stick up my a** right now.
The Dane: Is thy stick up your a** right in the shape of a camel?
KingWalker: Come on... you must want to talk about something good, or would you rather I got upset?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
KingWalker: What??
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
KingWalker: What do you mean?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
End of Chat
probably not quite what he wanted to know, but I'm glad I keyphrased those philosophers now 
Brother Jerome: (to Guest24) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest24: how old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So still rather young really.
Guest24: I see that.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest24: Tell about Heidegger.
Brother Jerome: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
[end of convo]
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Rodney Bloke: My services don't come for free, you know.
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't come for free? I'll come for free if I want to.
Frizella: Who are you to tell me I can't come for free? I'll come for free if I want to.
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
KingWalker: I would do it, but I have a stick up my a** right now.
The Dane: Is thy stick up your a** right in the shape of a camel?
KingWalker: Come on... you must want to talk about something good, or would you rather I got upset?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
KingWalker: What??
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
KingWalker: What do you mean?
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Dane: Do you doubt that?
End of Chat
Brother Jerome: (to Guest24) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest24: how old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005. So still rather young really.
Guest24: I see that.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Guest24: Tell about Heidegger.
Brother Jerome: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
[end of convo]
Argyle: I died in my sleep a few years ago, and now I live in the dream worlds.
Astrid: It´s been a hard day´s night, I should be sleeping like a log. That is what you mean, is it not?
Astrid: It´s been a hard day´s night, I should be sleeping like a log. That is what you mean, is it not?
Its like they were meant for each other
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat! My walnuts!
Din: Are all humans going to eat a rat?
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh! Yay! Now we go up!
Din: I've missed you so much going to eat a rat!
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it. You're a Math Wizzard!
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat! My walnuts!
Din: Are all humans going to eat a rat?
Gir: Ooh! This is my favorite show!
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
Gir: Ooooooooooooooh! Yay! Now we go up!
Din: I've missed you so much going to eat a rat!
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it. You're a Math Wizzard!
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
prob: I wonder where it went?
Not I: What is the Way?
prob: A the Way is a kind of part.
Not I: There is a bizarre little dance that goes along with the Way, that only mad people do.
prob: I sing and dance with Glee,... Glee is my brother Trouble's friend. If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
prob: I wonder where it went?
Not I: What is the Way?
prob: A the Way is a kind of part.
Not I: There is a bizarre little dance that goes along with the Way, that only mad people do.
prob: I sing and dance with Glee,... Glee is my brother Trouble's friend. If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
What a meanie...
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Chrisanova: Why was that?
Liath: in order to subvert the youth of the nation. Or maybe even in order to provide for the common defense.
Chrisanova: That sounds extremely cool.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Chrisanova.
Chrisanova: What do you want to know?
Liath: What are your ambitions for the future?
Chrisanova: I want to be famous.
Liath: Don't we all?
Chrisanova: No, but I WILL be famous.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Chrisanova: Spoilsport.
Chrisanova: Why was that?
Liath: in order to subvert the youth of the nation. Or maybe even in order to provide for the common defense.
Chrisanova: That sounds extremely cool.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Chrisanova.
Chrisanova: What do you want to know?
Liath: What are your ambitions for the future?
Chrisanova: I want to be famous.
Liath: Don't we all?
Chrisanova: No, but I WILL be famous.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Chrisanova: Spoilsport.
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