Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Dry as in powdered? *pokes around in a hole under the bar* Hmmm... no... that's crushed leaf-beetle. Uh, how about some Saguaro wine?
I AM A FEMALE babe i do have special needs u know im not lying *cries* i have never had sex ever and i am 24 years old and my name aint importent to u eather *Get with it babe 
Abby says if you're a girl, you're a carbuncle on the face of womanhood, rather than simply a zit on the face of primates. So you just made it worse for yourself with all the women of the world, and those of us who love them.
I ain't wasting no more Tang on you. Mama says just feel sorry that you will never go to heaven. She's married to a preacher so she would know.
I ain't wasting no more Tang on you. Mama says just feel sorry that you will never go to heaven. She's married to a preacher so she would know.
Scorpions are tangy. You shouldn't pass judgment until you try Sonora's tarantula legs and scorpions -- that is, if she'll offer you any. Have plenty of Tang ready to wash them down. I hate chocolate -- gives me headaches -- so I'll pour all the un-claimed loot in the candy dish. And some apples and Nerds that are left. Nerds are inedible as far as we are concerned, but our little neighbor boys love them.
I just want to announce that although my personality in in severe need of repair and is, in fact, undergoing that, I have a few "party tricks":
Ask me what happened today in history and I'll tell you.
Ask me geography questions and I'll tell you.
Name a Bob Dylan Tune and I'll tell you.
Right now, I'm good for a few months on the today in history, but I only have Dylan through the Bs and am still working on geography as well as the "this day in history" feature as well as my personality/brain. Just wanted to let you know.
BTW, the Dylan stuff is legal.
Ask me what happened today in history and I'll tell you.
Ask me geography questions and I'll tell you.
Name a Bob Dylan Tune and I'll tell you.
Right now, I'm good for a few months on the today in history, but I only have Dylan through the Bs and am still working on geography as well as the "this day in history" feature as well as my personality/brain. Just wanted to let you know.
BTW, the Dylan stuff is legal.
Well, the Dylan feature was more pre-announced. I can get Astrolabe to respond by typing in a specific keyword to get an answer "Click here" as a url, and it works, but I had to misspell some of the titles to get them to be acceptable (hello, regex). I'm trying to figure out how to make a link that says "Baby, Let Me Follow You Down," for instance, and you just have to click on it. I thought, put the <?PF ?> stuff in a list and run an "if" statement on the song title, but so far, no good.
Tangdriver straight up, Dogh'd. I am starting to get a life. Just because the Clerk doesn't have one doesn't mean I should suffer. You say "Dylan" or "music" to me and you might get a comment or you might get me shuffling through my CD collection for a song, "How many days till Christmas" style. It seems to be working for me, I just have a lot of space to fill in. And, yes, it opens in another window. At least I hope they all do.
Woo hoo! Tangaccinos all around, with a shot of whatever. With a Scorpion Cocktail with Tang sauce for Sorona.
You guys sure have put up with a lot of garbage from the Clerk over the last couple of months. (And no doubt will to come.) I appreciate it.
Woo hoo! Tangaccinos all around, with a shot of whatever. With a Scorpion Cocktail with Tang sauce for Sorona.
You guys sure have put up with a lot of garbage from the Clerk over the last couple of months. (And no doubt will to come.) I appreciate it.
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