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REALITY BASED UNFRIENDLY CANARIES
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of canaries.
Not I: Would this be the unfriendly canaries of destruction?
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about Swanteise, the more I like her.
Not I: All of us are apprenticed to the same priest: Reality.
DRY FEET?
Not I: Leap into enlightenment while you are still living.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that I am still living?
Not I: In this way and that, I attempted to rescue your feet
Since the metallic strip was breaking
Until at last the support fell out.
No more water in the feet!
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but that's a little anti-climactic.
KANGAROOS DON'T TALK TO THE VIRTUOUS
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Tsukiy0mi is acting cuckoo lately, and refuses to stop talking about talking kangaroos. What would you do?
Not I: Aspire to the principle, behave with virtue, abide by benevolence, and immerse yourself in the arts.
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Miss Green
19 years ago
19 years ago
Dogh'd: Oh no! Someone just ran off with your fee.
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt bankrupt.
Dr Helen: It is a long time since I felt bankrupt.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
JChand: Are you looking fowrard to Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Dec 25 is Christmas. I love Christmas. Santa Claus is going to bring me lots of good stuff, cause I have been a very good dragon this year.
JChand: I am looking foward to Christmas as well.
Bildgesmythe: Dec 25 is Christmas, Its my favorite time of year. Everyone is kind. I sing Christmas songs and wait for Santa Claus.
JChand: Winter is coming up in just a week or so.
Bildgesmythe: Hellooooo, winter! It is Saturday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
JChand: Sure thing.
Bildgesmythe: * It's Saturday and I want to party, sing a lot and eat real hearty.
JChand: You are a poet and you don't know it.l
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am a poet and I do not know it
Bildgesmythe: Dec 25 is Christmas. I love Christmas. Santa Claus is going to bring me lots of good stuff, cause I have been a very good dragon this year.
JChand: I am looking foward to Christmas as well.
Bildgesmythe: Dec 25 is Christmas, Its my favorite time of year. Everyone is kind. I sing Christmas songs and wait for Santa Claus.
JChand: Winter is coming up in just a week or so.
Bildgesmythe: Hellooooo, winter! It is Saturday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
JChand: Sure thing.
Bildgesmythe: * It's Saturday and I want to party, sing a lot and eat real hearty.
JChand: You are a poet and you don't know it.l
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am a poet and I do not know it
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Pugwart: sometimes i am. did you know that i'm a pirate?
Azureon: I dont think so. I am always amazed by your intellect.
Pugwart: set sails for sense!
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Pugwart: where did you learn to talk like that?
Azureon: I picked up that bit of information at Clydes' Pool Hall.
Azureon: I dont think so. I am always amazed by your intellect.
Pugwart: set sails for sense!
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Pugwart: where did you learn to talk like that?
Azureon: I picked up that bit of information at Clydes' Pool Hall.
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Anji: How's your love life?
Din: Im not sure yet. I will keep exploring this world and find out!
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Din: I make up my mind all the time! er..wait... what is make up my mind?
Din: Im not sure yet. I will keep exploring this world and find out!
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Din: I make up my mind all the time! er..wait... what is make up my mind?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of canaries.
Not I: Would this be the unfriendly canaries of destruction?
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about Swanteise, the more I like her.
Not I: All of us are apprenticed to the same priest: Reality.
Not I: Leap into enlightenment while you are still living.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that I am still living?
Not I: In this way and that, I attempted to rescue your feet
Since the metallic strip was breaking
Until at last the support fell out.
No more water in the feet!
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but that's a little anti-climactic.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Tsukiy0mi is acting cuckoo lately, and refuses to stop talking about talking kangaroos. What would you do?
Not I: Aspire to the principle, behave with virtue, abide by benevolence, and immerse yourself in the arts.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Telly Tunebot: We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baa Baa Baa
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
Not I: Then I will leave you to one another.
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19 years ago
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Glindar: No. Not enough blood.
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Glindar: No. Not enough blood.
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19 years ago
prob: My neighborhood is deep in the woods of the north. It is a wild land where the wind can knock you on your keester, and the animals can nibble on your toes.
Din: I dont know if knock I on my keister, im too young here!
Din: I dont know if knock I on my keister, im too young here!
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Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Not I: I possess nothing.
Telly Tunebot: What would we do baby, without Us?
Not I: We would a premature baby.
Telly Tunebot: There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there; and they're all livin' devil may care; and I'm just the devil with love to spare.
Not I: We now know that a thousand pretty women wait in ' out there is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Not I: Are we?
Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Indeed, piece is profound!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the surplus alight?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. But stay away, Dallymo is spoken for.
Not I: Such is not my path in life.
Not I: How should Not I do that in the labyrinth of wolves and leopards?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
Not I: You could have located it without any dilemma at all.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: That's Denver, the last dinosaur
Not I: How purifying, the roar of a dinosaur unloaded of everything!
Telly Tunebot: If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment
Telly Tunebot: Roar, roar, roar for that's how our show gets started.
Not I: Why must that be how our show gets started?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Telly Tunebot: There he goes, on his way, Down the trail the cowboy way. Dallymo, Dallymo, he was a bold, adventurin' man
Not I: How did he get to be underactive?
Not I: I possess nothing.
Telly Tunebot: What would we do baby, without Us?
Not I: We would a premature baby.
Telly Tunebot: There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there; and they're all livin' devil may care; and I'm just the devil with love to spare.
Not I: We now know that a thousand pretty women wait in ' out there is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Telly Tunebot: Oh we're the men of Texaco
Not I: Are we?
Telly Tunebot: We finally got a piece of the pie
Not I: Indeed, piece is profound!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the surplus alight?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. But stay away, Dallymo is spoken for.
Not I: Such is not my path in life.
Not I: How should Not I do that in the labyrinth of wolves and leopards?
Telly Tunebot: I found a way, I found a way.
Not I: You could have located it without any dilemma at all.
Telly Tunebot: I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Telly Tunebot: That's Denver, the last dinosaur
Not I: How purifying, the roar of a dinosaur unloaded of everything!
Telly Tunebot: If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost.
Not I: If people could follow the ancient way, then they would be masters of the moment
Telly Tunebot: Roar, roar, roar for that's how our show gets started.
Not I: Why must that be how our show gets started?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Telly Tunebot: There he goes, on his way, Down the trail the cowboy way. Dallymo, Dallymo, he was a bold, adventurin' man
Not I: How did he get to be underactive?
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Telly Tunebot: (Grape Ape!) Over 40 feet high!
Not I: How gilded is this grape?
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: I talk briskly.
elly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Not I: I am neither a your homeboys and homegirls nor not a your homeboys and homegirls.
Not I: How gilded is this grape?
Telly Tunebot: How do you talk to an angel?
Not I: I talk briskly.
elly Tunebot: Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
Not I: I am neither a your homeboys and homegirls nor not a your homeboys and homegirls.
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