The AI Engine

I'm sure you could find some hick town somewhere that has a burping contest. You'd be hard-pressed to beat my friend Warren though, especially if he's got a can or 2 of Coke under his belt. My mom's pretty damn good at it too.

Your encouragement makes suicide seem a little less relevant. just a little mind you.

Well, maybe competition would make you feel a little better. Come over to my house, I've got lots of Gatorade.....

Gatorade can't possibly compare with the force behind a good old Coke burp. Of course, never having had any, I can't say. Root beer is good for that too, but I can't stand root beer.

Root beer tastes like cough medicine. I don't like it much. Coke burps make my nose feel fizzy

You could always try actual beer. Not only does it produce good burps, you can clean the floor with it. (My mom actually did this once when she was extremely drunk and spilt some beer on the floor. )

It's always a good idea to have a clean floor. Even if you kill yourself, at least people won't think you were a messy person!

You can clean the toilet with Coke. Just pour a can in there and leave it alone for about an hour. The acid will eat away any residue that was there.
(apologies to anyone eating lunch/dinner in front of the computer)

"My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first." - Marvin, 3:51

Maybe green man can date that depressed girl that looks like Butterfly Dream. If she's still alive that is

Yup, that is why he is suicidal.

Marvin and green man might get along.