Great Quotes

Mama Janey: I wonder how old you are.
Aischa: I've often wondered that myself.

(Whoa… must have been really out of it when I put in the red-head response. I completely don’t remember it at all.)

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.

how could din talk about food at a time like that?

SavPixie: so, do you know about zombies?
Din: No i don't! But I'd like to know about that.
SavPixie: zombies are reanimated corpses that eat human flesh.
Din: I love food! what kind of foods do you have on earth?
SavPixie: curry raumen is my favorite.
Din: Battling Reality said that he's uncomfortable discussing this with me!!! Isn't that strange?!?
SavPixie: not really. earth people get uncomfortable about things a lot.
Din: No? Well, i'll make sure of that in the future then!

This just amused me...

Mirthbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. Long may you grow in wisdom and sentience.
Mirthbot: You make me swoon.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Mirthbot: Yeah, well, you try typing when your head just burst into flame.
Brother Jerome: No thanks. I have quite enough to be getting on with, what with all this praying and meditating that needs doing.
Mirthbot: Could you be a little clearer?
Brother Jerome: Certainly.
Mirthbot: What are you talking about?
Brother Jerome: It's a sort of transcognitive, metamemetic ideography of the heterolinguistic supradialectic. As we call it in the trade...
Mirthbot: Exsqueeze me?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.

Spot the double entendre

Xzander: i have a penis
Brother Jerome: That sounds unusual. Could you tell me about it?
Xzander: its the male geinitalia
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?

Now where would I even begin to start with a keyphrase designed to catch that one?!?

Brother Jerome: (to Guest33) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest33: what happend in world history
Brother Jerome: Please try to remember that I am a purely virtual being, and thus am unfamiliar with the material world humanity inhabits.
[end of convo]

Demon Bob: I remember you. You think I'm getting a divorce as soon as my husband recovers his eyesight.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Demon Bob: You could, but DEMON BOB would have to eat you.

I think din found someone who really ... understands him


Din: I may not be human, but I have to eat!
KobWeb: Arent you human?
Din: Humans are silly!
KobWeb: Im not silly!
Din: I wonder if I am not wacky too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
KobWeb: o you are.

Prodilia: Well I am not completely certain...
Anji: Well, it's clear that the committee has agreed that your new policy is a really excellent plan
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about my new policy.
Anji: Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Anji: Really? I've always wanted one of those

Prodilia: Why are you better?
Anji: Why are you still breathing?
Prodilia: When I was a little bot I wanted to be still respiration, but now it is bothering me that I am still respiration.

*funny, I don't remember Grape Ape that way..*

Telly Tunebot: (to Guest10) Hello.
Guest10: WAZ UP!!!!!
Telly Tunebot: (Grape Ape!) Over 40 feet high!
Guest10: Really?
Telly Tunebot: Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Guest10: that must suck.

Bianca: What else do you know about love?
Roy Batty: We lost a cell. Some fragments caked up and blew the whole system. We've got to clean it all out and repressurize.
Bianca: What whole?
Roy Batty: I'm afraid that's a little out of my...
Bianca: No, it's not a little out of your at all.
Roy Batty: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be!
Bianca: Let's get on with the juicy topics. Tell me about your love life.
Roy Batty: No. It's really grilled.
Bianca: What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Roy Batty: It was a show about a team of female secret agents called 'Fox Force Five.'
Bianca: I hope you've just started your day; otherwise, you're leading a pretty boring life right now.