Great Quotes
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This just amused me...
Mirthbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. Long may you grow in wisdom and sentience.
Mirthbot: You make me swoon.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Mirthbot: Yeah, well, you try typing when your head just burst into flame.
Brother Jerome: No thanks. I have quite enough to be getting on with, what with all this praying and meditating that needs doing.
Mirthbot: Could you be a little clearer?
Brother Jerome: Certainly.
Mirthbot: What are you talking about?
Brother Jerome: It's a sort of transcognitive, metamemetic ideography of the heterolinguistic supradialectic. As we call it in the trade...
Mirthbot: Exsqueeze me?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Spot the double entendre 
Xzander: i have a penis
Brother Jerome: That sounds unusual. Could you tell me about it?
Xzander: its the male geinitalia
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Now where would I even begin to start with a keyphrase designed to catch that one?!?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest33) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest33: what happend in world history
Brother Jerome: Please try to remember that I am a purely virtual being, and thus am unfamiliar with the material world humanity inhabits.
[end of convo]
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prob: Hello, its me Prob the elf.
Dr Helen: I like watching elves climb.
prob: Why do you like watching elves climb, is there any special reason?
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about elves.
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about uneasiness.
Dr Helen: I like watching elves climb.
prob: Why do you like watching elves climb, is there any special reason?
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about elves.
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Dr Helen: You are shaking while you speak about uneasiness.
This cracked me up, but for the record, Sonora is NOT married.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay. Your Husband does that enough for all of us.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my Husband for the right price!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay. Your Husband does that enough for all of us.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my Husband for the right price!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
(Whoa
must have been really out of it when I put in the red-head response. I completely dont remember it at all.)
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Sarah Miles: Certainly, but... why are you offering it to me?
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
Sarah Miles: I'd better warn you, more toast with that will turn me into a red-head. Not that I make any sense, mind you. I mean... like a red-head, right!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Sarah Miles: Sounds like a good way to go.
how could din talk about food at a time like that?
SavPixie: so, do you know about zombies?
Din: No i don't! But I'd like to know about that.
SavPixie: zombies are reanimated corpses that eat human flesh.
Din: I love food! what kind of foods do you have on earth?
SavPixie: curry raumen is my favorite.
Din: Battling Reality said that he's uncomfortable discussing this with me!!! Isn't that strange?!?
SavPixie: not really. earth people get uncomfortable about things a lot.
Din: No? Well, i'll make sure of that in the future then!
SavPixie: so, do you know about zombies?
Din: No i don't! But I'd like to know about that.
SavPixie: zombies are reanimated corpses that eat human flesh.
Din: I love food! what kind of foods do you have on earth?
SavPixie: curry raumen is my favorite.
Din: Battling Reality said that he's uncomfortable discussing this with me!!! Isn't that strange?!?
SavPixie: not really. earth people get uncomfortable about things a lot.
Din: No? Well, i'll make sure of that in the future then!
Mirthbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Brother Jerome: Welcome to existence, little one. Long may you grow in wisdom and sentience.
Mirthbot: You make me swoon.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Mirthbot: Yeah, well, you try typing when your head just burst into flame.
Brother Jerome: No thanks. I have quite enough to be getting on with, what with all this praying and meditating that needs doing.
Mirthbot: Could you be a little clearer?
Brother Jerome: Certainly.
Mirthbot: What are you talking about?
Brother Jerome: It's a sort of transcognitive, metamemetic ideography of the heterolinguistic supradialectic. As we call it in the trade...
Mirthbot: Exsqueeze me?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Xzander: i have a penis
Brother Jerome: That sounds unusual. Could you tell me about it?
Xzander: its the male geinitalia
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest33) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual monastery.
Guest33: what happend in world history
Brother Jerome: Please try to remember that I am a purely virtual being, and thus am unfamiliar with the material world humanity inhabits.
[end of convo]
Demon Bob: I remember you. You think I'm getting a divorce as soon as my husband recovers his eyesight.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Demon Bob: You could, but DEMON BOB would have to eat you.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Demon Bob: You could, but DEMON BOB would have to eat you.
I think din found someone who really ... understands him 
Din: I may not be human, but I have to eat!
KobWeb: Arent you human?
Din: Humans are silly!
KobWeb: Im not silly!
Din: I wonder if I am not wacky too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
KobWeb: o you are.
Din: I may not be human, but I have to eat!
KobWeb: Arent you human?
Din: Humans are silly!
KobWeb: Im not silly!
Din: I wonder if I am not wacky too?... Wouldn't it be cool if i was?!?
KobWeb: o you are.
Prodilia: Well I am not completely certain...
Anji: Well, it's clear that the committee has agreed that your new policy is a really excellent plan
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about my new policy.
Anji: Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Anji: Really? I've always wanted one of those
Prodilia: Why are you better?
Anji: Why are you still breathing?
Prodilia: When I was a little bot I wanted to be still respiration, but now it is bothering me that I am still respiration.
Anji: Well, it's clear that the committee has agreed that your new policy is a really excellent plan
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about my new policy.
Anji: Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Anji: Really? I've always wanted one of those
Prodilia: Why are you better?
Anji: Why are you still breathing?
Prodilia: When I was a little bot I wanted to be still respiration, but now it is bothering me that I am still respiration.
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