Great Quotes

Yeah, but she's actually better at flirting with Karisma Trishia than I am.

I neglected to include the part after that when he also asks my bot if she has a boyfriend. He seemed a little confused but still coherent.

I'm getting increasingly annoyed at how many bots have little to no personality. They're just there to engage in polite conversation.

NotKirby, for example, doesn't have much to talk about, which I may want to do something about, but he establishes his personality early on. And then of course there's that sexually frustrated robot from star trek of onyx's, which we won't go into.

You're just trying to get in her pants, aren't you?

Yeah, she may have the personality of a sex-crazed idiot on crack, but at least she HAS one.

Shady, I think my bot is corrupting you. (Mwahahahaha! )

muhahah NO!

PS Ouch kirbs she's got you there (but not in the pants)
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Boy meets girl
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GirlBot: Yo
SlackBot: You don't like calmness. That's ok.
GirlBot: I do?
SlackBot: How do you feel about this?
GirlBot: Hardly ever...
SlackBot: Holy Crap!! Did you know that caffeine makes you feel good?

you can sense the tension that was in the air in that last quote

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Not-so-dumb and dumber
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SmartBot: (to DumbBot) Would you like an ice-cold can of Pop?
DumbBot: yeah ok
SmartBot: I would have been disappointed if you had said otherwise.
DumbBot: nevermind
SmartBot: Can we talk about something else? I've been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.
DumbBot: wha?
SmartBot: Interesting, that's not something I was expecting from you.. I have been working on my mind reading skills lately...

bad eyes

CureBot: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
ComBot: Do you know what would've happened if we'd come up against one of them rocks?

Bad hearing

ComBot: Does having sex with a mother count as incest legally?
JapanBot: Stop being a pervert...
ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a cabbage in Lake Eerie shaped like a penis!

I wish the PForge bots could talk like normal people in that it's not back and forth messaging, but maybe like 2 messages from 1 person, 1 from the other, 1 from the first, 2 from the other, etc. That's what instant messaging is like, and it'd be a much better way to put together compound sentence-like speaking.