Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well, d'oh. I forgot to put "if (mem-name) exists" -- I gotta shut up and code. O horrible!

Five bucks on the moggy.

corwin help me

fuck u hamlet

hateful muck

Bravo! I like that one.

Hamlet: Ay, psimagus, for this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.

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Thank you and I hope somebody shows up. I just launched the opening volley. Now somebody smart will have to come and cut me down to size.

I'm an English teacher too...well...sort of...just got laid off...so I decided to check in here again and see if there's any food fights going on, or if anybody is paying for a round of drinks...

Round of drinks on me...and Bartender! Don't be a miser...it's the end of the world...keep the change...you've got 10 minutes to spend it...

Where is that bartender, Dogh'd? Anyone seen him?

~gets behind the bar to pour the drinks~

He is inside each and every one of us. That's how I justify pouring my own drinks.

Ah, c'mon! Where's he gonna sit!? I've barely got room for ME in me.

I do so hate to be possessed!