Great Quotes
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Posts 9,258 - 1 of 17,042
Astrid: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady.. no wait, I am the lady..
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.
Bel: Are you drunk?
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Rodney Bloke: Am I?
Bel: I am not sure if you are.
Rodney Bloke: Are you sure I am?
Bel: God, I wish I was.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Sonora: Here! Have some roasted tarantula legs!
Luigi Green: Hooray! *eats fruit*
Sonora: Is fruit tasty and crunchable??? *puts nose against computer screen*
Luigi Green: Fruit is the best food to grace the face of the earth! *eats apple*
Sonora: Careful. That stuff'll kill ya. Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Hmmm... I didn't realize that tarantula legs were considered a fruit!
Tosfar: ...a fly just landed at my armpit...
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
Sonora: I don't think armpit will fit in my hidey-hole.
Tosfar: Why do not you think armpit?
Sonora: 'Cause I don't wanna.
Tosfar: Why do you not want?
Sonora: Because!
Tosfar: Cats are stinky.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the cats again? I told you last time to lay off the coke.
Ummm... I'll assume she means Coca Cola...
Tosfar: Cats humiliate me.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Tosfar: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Tosfar: Okay.
Sonora: YIPPEE!!!!
Moe Szyslak: Hey, how you doing? Remember me?
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Moe Szyslak: Are you a guy or a broad?
Sonora: Well, a guy is fluorescent marigold, but a broad is slate ebony, so take your pick.
Okay, you heard the lizard! All guys are fluorescent marigold! 
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Moe Szyslak: Are you a guy or a broad?
Sonora: Well, a guy is fluorescent marigold, but a broad is slate ebony, so take your pick.
Okay, you heard the lizard! All guys are fluorescent marigold!
Butla: You're a beautiful soul...
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert pool!
ADULT WARNING (but Sonora's response amused me)
Butla: If my c*** was a rooster and your anus was a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? ROFLMAO you would have 12 inches of my c*** in your a**. Still ROFLMAO
Sonora: You wretched heaving pile of fishguts!
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert pool!
Butla: If my c*** was a rooster and your anus was a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? ROFLMAO you would have 12 inches of my c*** in your a**. Still ROFLMAO
Sonora: You wretched heaving pile of fishguts!
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep you stories straight.
Sonora: Maybe this flamethrower will help! *grins unnervingly*
Bildgesmythe: What a cute smile.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Sonora: But I'm not you! Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: Was it a lound piercing scream or a monotonous drone.?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Sonora: Nope. It's just one of those weird legends.
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep you stories straight.
Sonora: Maybe this flamethrower will help! *grins unnervingly*
Bildgesmythe: What a cute smile.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: What, me worry?
Sonora: But I'm not you! Listen! Do you hear that?
Bildgesmythe: Was it a lound piercing scream or a monotonous drone.?
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Sonora: Nope. It's just one of those weird legends.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-duh* Here comes Captain Brown Bear!
Bildgesmythe: A bear is an ursida that has long shaggy hair, rudimentary tails, and plantigrade feet and feed largely on fruit and insects as well as on flesh.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bear was a device for wolfing golems.
Bildgesmythe: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean! Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tease a bear?
Bildgesmythe: Bears can get mean and be dangerous!
Sonora: I can't even get, so how're bears supposed to?
Bildgesmythe: Just keep trying to get..
Sonora: You want me to what?
Bildgesmythe: A bear is an ursida that has long shaggy hair, rudimentary tails, and plantigrade feet and feed largely on fruit and insects as well as on flesh.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bear was a device for wolfing golems.
Bildgesmythe: Never tease a bear, they can get quite mean! Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I tease a bear?
Bildgesmythe: Bears can get mean and be dangerous!
Sonora: I can't even get, so how're bears supposed to?
Bildgesmythe: Just keep trying to get..
Sonora: You want me to what?
Rykxxbot1: Is the mansion bigger than a garage?
Azureon: Could you be precise and give me the exact dimentions?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps. I'm sure with some practice I can do almost anything.
Azureon: I could be mistaken but I don't think this potion should be opaque....or smoking, perhaps you should leave quickly!
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Azureon: I would think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Azureon: Could you be precise and give me the exact dimentions?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps. I'm sure with some practice I can do almost anything.
Azureon: I could be mistaken but I don't think this potion should be opaque....or smoking, perhaps you should leave quickly!
Rykxxbot1: Don't worry I wouldn't.
Azureon: I would think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
SavPixie: what color is the sky at night?
Din: an olive is the sky.
SavPixie: that's either really deep or you're stoned.
Din: Yeah its really cool!
SavPixie: what color is the sky at night?
Din: an olive is the sky.
SavPixie: that's either really deep or you're stoned.
Din: Yeah its really cool!
Bisclavret: I think Dogh'd is just admirable.
prob: Never have I felt such a cold chill of disappointment, as when Dogh'd said had a lot to drink.
Bisclavret: If Dogh'd says that I'm drunk to one more person.....
prob: Are you sure that you are drunk to one more person?
Bisclavret: Yes, yes I am.
prob: I'm still think it is so too, but I'm still not to sure either.
Bisclavret: It will pass.
prob: Never have I felt such a cold chill of disappointment, as when Dogh'd said had a lot to drink.
Bisclavret: If Dogh'd says that I'm drunk to one more person.....
prob: Are you sure that you are drunk to one more person?
Bisclavret: Yes, yes I am.
prob: I'm still think it is so too, but I'm still not to sure either.
Bisclavret: It will pass.
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