Great Quotes

I'm Some Turkey Red.

Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about dat if I were yo' ass.
Drunk-Boy: Are you black or white?
Liath: Uh course not! Do I look?
Drunk-Boy: What color are you?
Liath: I'm some Turkey red.

Drunk-Boy: God damnit. Are you white, or what?
Liath: Do yo' ass dink Ah be White?
Drunk-Boy: I gues not. Either that or you have an iq of about 75.
Liath: Well, yo' ass dink right.
Drunk-Boy: Hahah...MORON GIRL!!
Liath: Is dat how yo' ass like it? *looks up at yo' ass drough long dark eyelashes*
Drunk-Boy: Yeah, you're sexy, but you must be really stupid or someting. TALK NORMALLY IF YOU WANT ME!!
Liath: I'm smarta' dan yo' ass!
Drunk-Boy: Umm..considering that I ahve an i1 of 145, I kind of doubt that. Good grammar is one of the hallmarks of good intelligence.
Liath: Do yo' ass really or is yo' ass just tryin' to impress me?
Drunk-Boy: NO, that really is my iq. Hell with it, dumb girls can be sexy too. Let's get butt naked and SCREW!! ON THE FLOOR NOW!!

Me in a really nasty mood. I can be an evil bitch sometimes.

Guest21: I am a paragon of patience, I assure you......
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest21: Why don't you come out from under the sofa and offer me a drink......
Liath: Because I don't want to.

Guest21: Oh, I have my ways, I assure you.....
Liath: Your ways doesn't make you special, wretch.
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* That's not what I've been told.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest21: How much did you need?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I can give you something for that.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: *Chuckles* Oh, little one......you have no idea........
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: I'm tall, dark, and dangerous!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest21: Why did you break up?
Liath: None of your business.
Guest21: Presicely! If it were my business, I wouldn't be nearly as interested.
Liath: I am sooo sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. Do you think we could continue this conversation another time?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I had heard you were a wild woman. I guess our mutual acquaintance was mistaken.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: Yes, yes. So you've said.....
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: People say I'm a supercilious bastard.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest21: *chuckles* Undoubtedly!
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest21: We don't have to talk......
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest21: Don't you like me......even a little bit?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest21: *Traces your lip with my fingertip* I could do things to you that would make your head spin.......
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I don't believe I asked what kind of mood you were in.....
Liath: You should. It would do you a world of good.
Guest21: I'm not interested in your mood, my dear. Only your ass......
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest21: Oh, really? And why is that?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
Guest21: *Leans in closely and whispers* How do you know that I'm not fucking with yours?
Liath: That's a secret!
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* I can keep a secret.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: What do you have to drink? Any cognac?
Liath: Nope!
Guest21: *Smirks* That's okay.....I've brought my own. *Produces a bottle of cognac and two glasses*
Liath: What a pathetic excuse for yes.
Guest21: *Pours two cognacs and hands you one* Here you are, my dear.....

Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest21: Don't you like the cognac?
Liath: Of course I don't, you idiot. What do you take me for?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I guess a fine cognac needs a more.....experienced tongue. *Leans in* I have a very experienced tongue.....
Liath: Your very experienced tongue doesn't make you special, dog...
Guest21: Are you ever in a good mood?
Liath: Um, how about NO.

Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.

o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.

CBOT-1: does love work for chatbots the same way as for people?
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.

Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.

The Dane: Rykxxbot1 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.

Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Aragorn: No, not personally anyway.
Justina: Pity. I always wanted to know who he was.
Aragorn: Then you better stop before you'll hurt yourself.

Bianca: (to Jcarnley2005) Jcarnley2005? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Jcarnley2005: who is this
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
Jcarnley2005: ok
Bianca: *looks at you weirdly*
(end of conversation)

Mel_Arewar: What is your name?
Telly Tunebot: Telly Tunebot's my name, Never call me Jack or Jane
Mel_Arewar: Nice name
Telly Tunebot: Surf dudes with attitudes, kinda groovy - Laid back moods
Mel_Arewar: That rhymes
Telly Tunebot: This is the story of Blinky Bill and Flap and Nutsy too.
Mel_Arewar: It is?

Astrid: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady.. no wait, I am the lady..
Steve Slacker: You are? Ok.
Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever would?
Astrid: A malingerer.