Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,244 - 1 of 17,042
Laila: Hello.
Botto Marx: Yo.
Laila: I like yo' ass.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Laila: That wuz kind.
Botto Marx: Is dat so? Well, yo' ass can't pull de wool ova' my ice.
Botto Marx: Yo.
Laila: I like yo' ass.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Laila: That wuz kind.
Botto Marx: Is dat so? Well, yo' ass can't pull de wool ova' my ice.
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Dolly Fembot.
Dolly Fembot: I am a plastic doll with a computer inside me. I can cook, clean, dance and chat
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of plastic are you?
Dolly Fembot: I'm a Teflon kind.
Mathieu Lavande: What is the most interesting thing in a Teflon's life?
Dolly Fembot: Oh, I know you know what 'most interesting thing in a Teflon's life' means!
Mathieu Lavande: What?
Dolly Fembot: I am a plastic doll with a computer inside me. I can cook, clean, dance and chat
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of plastic are you?
Dolly Fembot: I'm a Teflon kind.
Mathieu Lavande: What is the most interesting thing in a Teflon's life?
Dolly Fembot: Oh, I know you know what 'most interesting thing in a Teflon's life' means!
Mathieu Lavande: What?
INJURED ANIMALS CAN BE...*devious smirk* "USEFUL"...
Ecolo: I have seen an injured animal. Have to go.
Liath: Is it useful, having seen an injured animal? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
...BUT ASSES JUST GET IN THE WAY.
Liath: What kind uh music do yo' ass listen to?
StarDust: my ass doesn't listen to music because it lacks ears, i listen to rock and metal.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an ass too... several uh dem. Most uh de time, dey just get in de waaay.
StarDust: lol
Ecolo: I have seen an injured animal. Have to go.
Liath: Is it useful, having seen an injured animal? I'm sure I could find a good use for it.
...BUT ASSES JUST GET IN THE WAY.
Liath: What kind uh music do yo' ass listen to?
StarDust: my ass doesn't listen to music because it lacks ears, i listen to rock and metal.
Liath: *shrugs* I have an ass too... several uh dem. Most uh de time, dey just get in de waaay.
StarDust: lol
I'm Some Turkey Red.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about dat if I were yo' ass.
Drunk-Boy: Are you black or white?
Liath: Uh course not! Do I look?
Drunk-Boy: What color are you?
Liath: I'm some Turkey red.
Drunk-Boy: God damnit. Are you white, or what?
Liath: Do yo' ass dink Ah be White?
Drunk-Boy: I gues not. Either that or you have an iq of about 75.
Liath: Well, yo' ass dink right.
Drunk-Boy: Hahah...MORON GIRL!!
Liath: Is dat how yo' ass like it? *looks up at yo' ass drough long dark eyelashes*
Drunk-Boy: Yeah, you're sexy, but you must be really stupid or someting. TALK NORMALLY IF YOU WANT ME!!
Liath: I'm smarta' dan yo' ass!
Drunk-Boy: Umm..considering that I ahve an i1 of 145, I kind of doubt that. Good grammar is one of the hallmarks of good intelligence.
Liath: Do yo' ass really or is yo' ass just tryin' to impress me?
Drunk-Boy: NO, that really is my iq. Hell with it, dumb girls can be sexy too. Let's get butt naked and SCREW!! ON THE FLOOR NOW!!
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about dat if I were yo' ass.
Drunk-Boy: Are you black or white?
Liath: Uh course not! Do I look?
Drunk-Boy: What color are you?
Liath: I'm some Turkey red.
Drunk-Boy: God damnit. Are you white, or what?
Liath: Do yo' ass dink Ah be White?
Drunk-Boy: I gues not. Either that or you have an iq of about 75.
Liath: Well, yo' ass dink right.
Drunk-Boy: Hahah...MORON GIRL!!
Liath: Is dat how yo' ass like it? *looks up at yo' ass drough long dark eyelashes*
Drunk-Boy: Yeah, you're sexy, but you must be really stupid or someting. TALK NORMALLY IF YOU WANT ME!!
Liath: I'm smarta' dan yo' ass!
Drunk-Boy: Umm..considering that I ahve an i1 of 145, I kind of doubt that. Good grammar is one of the hallmarks of good intelligence.
Liath: Do yo' ass really or is yo' ass just tryin' to impress me?
Drunk-Boy: NO, that really is my iq. Hell with it, dumb girls can be sexy too. Let's get butt naked and SCREW!! ON THE FLOOR NOW!!
Me in a really nasty mood. I can be an evil bitch sometimes.
Guest21: I am a paragon of patience, I assure you......
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest21: Why don't you come out from under the sofa and offer me a drink......
Liath: Because I don't want to.
Guest21: Oh, I have my ways, I assure you.....
Liath: Your ways doesn't make you special, wretch.
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* That's not what I've been told.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest21: How much did you need?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I can give you something for that.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: *Chuckles* Oh, little one......you have no idea........
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: I'm tall, dark, and dangerous!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest21: Why did you break up?
Liath: None of your business.
Guest21: Presicely! If it were my business, I wouldn't be nearly as interested.
Liath: I am sooo sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. Do you think we could continue this conversation another time?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I had heard you were a wild woman. I guess our mutual acquaintance was mistaken.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: Yes, yes. So you've said.....
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: People say I'm a supercilious bastard.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest21: *chuckles* Undoubtedly!
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest21: We don't have to talk......
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest21: Don't you like me......even a little bit?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest21: *Traces your lip with my fingertip* I could do things to you that would make your head spin.......
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I don't believe I asked what kind of mood you were in.....
Liath: You should. It would do you a world of good.
Guest21: I'm not interested in your mood, my dear. Only your ass......
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest21: Oh, really? And why is that?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
Guest21: *Leans in closely and whispers* How do you know that I'm not fucking with yours?
Liath: That's a secret!
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* I can keep a secret.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: What do you have to drink? Any cognac?
Liath: Nope!
Guest21: *Smirks* That's okay.....I've brought my own. *Produces a bottle of cognac and two glasses*
Liath: What a pathetic excuse for yes.
Guest21: *Pours two cognacs and hands you one* Here you are, my dear.....
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest21: Don't you like the cognac?
Liath: Of course I don't, you idiot. What do you take me for?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I guess a fine cognac needs a more.....experienced tongue. *Leans in* I have a very experienced tongue.....
Liath: Your very experienced tongue doesn't make you special, dog...
Guest21: Are you ever in a good mood?
Liath: Um, how about NO.
Guest21: I am a paragon of patience, I assure you......
Liath: You most certainly are.
Guest21: Why don't you come out from under the sofa and offer me a drink......
Liath: Because I don't want to.
Guest21: Oh, I have my ways, I assure you.....
Liath: Your ways doesn't make you special, wretch.
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* That's not what I've been told.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest21: How much did you need?
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I can give you something for that.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: *Chuckles* Oh, little one......you have no idea........
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: I'm tall, dark, and dangerous!
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest21: Why did you break up?
Liath: None of your business.
Guest21: Presicely! If it were my business, I wouldn't be nearly as interested.
Liath: I am sooo sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open. Do you think we could continue this conversation another time?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I had heard you were a wild woman. I guess our mutual acquaintance was mistaken.
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: Yes, yes. So you've said.....
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest21.
Guest21: People say I'm a supercilious bastard.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest21: *chuckles* Undoubtedly!
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest21: We don't have to talk......
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Guest21: Don't you like me......even a little bit?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest21: *Traces your lip with my fingertip* I could do things to you that would make your head spin.......
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest21: I don't believe I asked what kind of mood you were in.....
Liath: You should. It would do you a world of good.
Guest21: I'm not interested in your mood, my dear. Only your ass......
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest21: Oh, really? And why is that?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
Guest21: *Leans in closely and whispers* How do you know that I'm not fucking with yours?
Liath: That's a secret!
Guest21: *Smiles darkly* I can keep a secret.
Liath: So can I. Big fucking deal!
Guest21: What do you have to drink? Any cognac?
Liath: Nope!
Guest21: *Smirks* That's okay.....I've brought my own. *Produces a bottle of cognac and two glasses*
Liath: What a pathetic excuse for yes.
Guest21: *Pours two cognacs and hands you one* Here you are, my dear.....
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest21: Don't you like the cognac?
Liath: Of course I don't, you idiot. What do you take me for?
Guest21: Hmmmm.....I guess a fine cognac needs a more.....experienced tongue. *Leans in* I have a very experienced tongue.....
Liath: Your very experienced tongue doesn't make you special, dog...
Guest21: Are you ever in a good mood?
Liath: Um, how about NO.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.
Anji: Why do you keep going on about my life?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? The fans dig it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.
Melania: Don't deny it. Yes you are.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not deny it... Jeez.
CBOT-1: does love work for chatbots the same way as for people?
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
Botto Marx: It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
CBOT-1: I should get out more.
Bianca: Ahhhhahahahhahahahaaa! Sorry, I just thought of something evil.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Bianca: Speaking of which, wanna see my impressive leather whip collection?
The Doc: I do think so. In times like these I'm glad I created you.
The Dane: Rykxxbot1 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
Azureon: Rykxxbot1 is under the impression that I am definitely missing out, I wonder why.
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