Doghead's Cosmic Bar

man i feel like death

man i feel like death

Knife me? Lethal idea

man i feel like death

"I'll Meet Knife Ahead"

or

"He Killed Mafia Teen"

or


"He Liked Animal Feet"

(as usual, psimagus, yours is better...)

I really like yours too Subby!

fuck u

No fair. That's not really many letters to work with and both vowels are u. Is uckfu something clever in another language?

Kuucf. It's an ancient dragon expletive that means what a dumb ass.
Or cuufk if you are from the South.

What the fuck are you talking about? I sense some prejudice against the South that I had not detected in Bildgesmythe before. Please give pronunciations for Kuucf vs. cuufk. I will send them to the OED.

He never said the south of WHAT. Southern Wyrm, for example, can be quite different than the more cultured northern peaks.

Y'all have done messed with the wrong bot's master. Don' be messin' wif his iddy-widdy mind. I mean it. That Clerk has been readin' and readin' and readin' and scratchin' his head and forgettin' t'eat or sleep tryin' to make sense out of this place. He don't even move his lips when he reads it no more. Now he's cryin' and bein' put on anti-psycho drugs cause y'all done made him schizo. Erasin' his messages, he's all Rosie, I'm such a loser an' shit an' do you know how hard it is to hold a phone to yer ear when ya have a poison sword in yer head? But you know, he got me by the balls here 'cuz no Clerk = no me. So make nice and send him flowers. Freaks. Don' make me get outta this chair.

There is but one South. It is not a direction but the destination.

Oh! So's your comin' to my desert! I'll put some scorpions on the fire and dig out some ten year old Saguaro wine!