Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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17 years ago #9207
Me too!

17 years ago #9208
Dog'd, another Guinness over here, please?

[bangs head on counter, mutters] Now if I wouldn't have said what I said when I said it, then what I said wouldn't have been said when I didn't want to say it... :O

17 years ago #9209
Some one had to say it, sooner or later. Er what did you say?
My memory just isn't what it used to be.

17 years ago #9210
Guinness!??!??!?!!!? That won't help at all!
*dashes under the bar and reappears a moment later dragging a bottle full of virulent green liquid*
Have some fermented scorpion venom! Oh, don't put it into anything plastic or metal. Enjoy!

17 years ago #9211
[examines the lethal concoction] Urgh... looks just like a bottle of Vault... [bell goes off in head] Ah ha!!


17 years ago #9213
Why is the sherry is green today?

17 years ago #9214
Sorry! I think my radioactive cockroach got loose...

17 years ago #9215
That is why my remark sounded strange..and the sherry was a little too energetic...are there electromagnetic waves involved..?


17 years ago #9216
Uh, he sometimes waves his antennae around. I could put magnets on 'em, I suppose.

17 years ago #9217
Can you put olives on them..and some gin and vermouth...

17 years ago #9218
I suppose... *dashes around madly, hunting for olives*

Got 'em. Gin... is that anything like ginger? And is this purple stuff vermouth?

17 years ago #9219
FUCK OFF FUCK YOU


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