Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I apologies for all Scooters everywhere. This chap who posts with the name and is fixated on my friend Spikebot, Scooter Libby, and I (with my typos and odd capitalizations), we are all deeply sorry. Some of us are sorrier than others.

Warning--if you are dyslexic and have lost track of calendar dates and sense of time, today is Friday the 13th! (That means it's only unlucky for me).

Friday the 13th! Gee, my only lucky day of the year. Yes, now I just need to buy a descent video card and I will have a "working" computer.

i cant take it any more wot is this place ahhhhh sorry u guys im having a panic attack stupid bush sent us to war:O

You think this is bad, wait till he invades Iran. He's been rattling the saber for some time now. They would have to reinstate the draft.

i saw blood and death im going craz y

No that's just the kitchen.

he means at war prob i killed scooter

It is so quiet here.. good, then I can enjoy a glass of sherry without any interruptions...

Is sherry some kind of beer?
Can you buy me a beer?

oh please.......

Don't get too relaxed Astrid. A decent bar fight is just one spilled drink away.