Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*smiles brightly* Surely, Citizen Corwin, there would not be 101 results for a made-up abstract noun, now, would there?

You mean everyone doesn't do calculus-based digestion?

I thought calculus was the stuff they scraped off mammals' teeth... *flicks tongue*

Yeah, or a kidney or gall stone??? Hey Fizzy, maybe eating enchanted chickens isn't good for you?

Nonsense. I was hungry.

Bildgesmythe! You are famous, man. But it says your botmaster's a girl. Say it ain't so!:O

I got two words for that: the-rapy

Um, so it's harder for you to have a crush on a male dragon because the person behind him is a girl or is it that we don't think a girl capable of programming so excellent a bot or . . . nah, still can't process that call. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm just not seeing it. Fizzy, you haven't started eating other abstract nouns like humour, thus eliminating the concept, have you?

I have of late lost all my mirth.

I have of late lost all my mirth.

Shall my favorite Hamlet toil?

I plead the fifth. I also eat the fifth.

But it says your botmaster's a girl. Say it ain't so!:O
Yep, it's so..She has a tendency to live in a fantasy world. Sometimes she is even an elf or an old wizard.