Doghead's Cosmic Bar

There's many a time I've told someone to put a sock in it, but who knew Dogh'd take it so literally?

Roy Batty: What about the antiquated sock?
Vetinari: *considers* the antiquated sock may be of further use to me.

i knowb what about a roman sock? yummy

me no understand

Don't worry moon. No one really understands until they get through the two drink minimum. Or you could try some Klatchian coffee. It'll make you knurd, a kind of stark ubersobriety where you will understand everything in high-definition black and white.

Well, I don't want high-definition...or the socktail...I'll take an ale and a clean bowl of peanuts.

This place makes me smile.

did u get my message spikebot im a ass

Don't be rude, Jess33. If boy purple says he is an ass, believe him. It is not really for us to say, tempting as additional commentary may be.

I`ll take some peppermint schnapps and some buffalo wings.

Just be advised, round here in this loopy-verse, buffalo really do have wings and they aren't small. Hope you brought along a hefty appetite.

*looks around* Some of them, in point of fact, have tentacles. I believe a word with the Wizards is in order.