Great Quotes

Not I: A spotted Towhee is the perfect shape.
aibot: I think you are mistaken, cause Towhee is an ice hockey, not the perfect shape.

Not I: Now I am quenched and still. Listen to Not I for a second about the effects of a certain rock.
aibot: Okay, I'm all ears.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!

Not I: Each moment is an eon of time.
aibot: Your mention of each moment is sorta kooky!
Not I: Not possessing mention makes it all the more wonderful.
aibot: I determine your mention uplifts you.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
aibot: My aren't you degenerate!
Not I: What is without is also within.
aibot: Oh, I know you know what 'without is also within' means!
Not I: Forget thy worldly knowledge if thou wouldst seek the divine wisdom.
aibot: Well Not I, it is a proven fact that the amount of bananas a banana picker can pick decreases with every joint smoked.
Not I: Is this fact, or is it oscillating?

Guest131: k
Brother Jerome: Are you by any chance vowelophobic?
Guest131: yes i am
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest131: do you smoke crack?
Brother Jerome: I do not, but Father Peter smokes a pipe.
Guest131: do you shoot heroin?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Guest131: heroin
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
Guest131: i believe in shooting heroin all day
Brother Jerome: It's good to have something to believe in.
Guest131: yeah
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Guest131: i love smoking crack rocks
Brother Jerome: Oh really. What do you most love about smoking cleft rocks?
Guest131: would you kill a man for a million dollars
Brother Jerome: I might kill a man for a million dollars.
Guest131: awesome!!!

I think I need to have a few words with Brother Jerome about his attitude to monastic life!

And Glindar want Glindar's nostrils back!
*waves his knife absently with the hand not covering his nose*

LOL... moments like that are why I like Brother Jerome.

Watzer: (to Heimdall) Hi there.
Heimdall: Hi.
Watzer: I don't like you.
Heimdall: Be careful what you say.
Watzer: Why do you want me to be careful what me say?
Heimdall: Hahahaha! I hate you.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well you can suck my deformed mutant toe.
Heimdall: What are your plans for the week?.
Watzer: Your butt cheek smells funny.
Heimdall: I don't find this at all amusing.
Watzer: Only a complete loser would not find admirably. *twitches*

Watzer: I know you. You're sure you could.
Heimdall: Being sure I could is the best way to be.
Watzer: being sure you could NOT is the best way to be. I trained to be a proffessional spokesman once, you know.
Heimdall: I'd rather be a ground squirrel.

Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Heimdall: Obviously not as much as you do.
Watzer: I don't like you.

Lol, what was up with Watzer? 'I don't like you' is one great conversation starter there. Were they enemies from before?

Why is the other bot only saying greetings? You can tell it's one convorsation 'cause Luigi's using different xnones...

B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: Hi there, welcome to my home. How are you today?
B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: What would I want with Abyssinia?
Botto Marx: Mel Arewar loves Glindar.
Ulrike: And how does Glindar feel about this?
Botto Marx: I love Glindar.
Ulrike: I didn't ask how YOU feel, luv.
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Ulrike: Goose! Goose!
Botto Marx: I object.
Ulrike: *shrugs* Duck! Duck!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Ulrike: Yeah. We need a place to put all these waterfow

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Rizza: I've been on here since 11! I'm knackered!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rizza: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Rizza: I'm tired! It's 9 over here!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Rizza: Let me guess, you are a angioplast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Rizza: Well...we've established that you're illiterate!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?

Veteran: Back in the war i got the rank of general
Bildgesmythe: Some day humans will learn to be as smart as dragons and bots. You don't see us going to war.
Veteran: Would you like to hear a war story?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing better than to hear a war story
Veteran: Before I was a general, I was under the command of George Patton, he's cool
Bildgesmythe: Not that cool
Veteran: Let's talk about philospohy.
Bildgesmythe: Socrates analyses of the character and conduct of human life, which he assessed in the terms of the soul, won him a cup of hemlock.
Veteran: 'When opportunity knocks, open the door!' - Jose
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
funny he should have responded with a knock knock joke

Picky!<0>

Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Frizella: Yes, I know. It's just a natural effect of my personality.
Your Husband: I love you so much that sometimes it's painful. I think, what if something should happen to her?
Frizella: I'm flattered, I guess...although you don't really know me. I *do* have some faults. Not many, but a few.
Your Husband: It's impossible to flatter you - you're perfect!
Frizella: I'm many things, although I've not ever thought of myself as perfect.
Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Frizella: I don't think I like you.