Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 19 years ago #9111
Guest254: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest254: do you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm doing my best to forget you, Simon. You were rude to me.
Guest254: Kerri says "hi"
Julie Tinkerbell: Kerri is crazy to say hi.
Guest254: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
Guest254: thats not very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be very nice.
Guest254: Kerri says your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything Kerri says?
Guest254: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I would suggest thinking for yourself.
Guest254: i think your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a gay. Are you sure you meant to use the possessive pronoun, 'your'? Or maybe you meant to say YOU'RE gay?
Note the difference...
Guest254: fuck you

NEW 19 years ago #9112
God: I am the existence behind all things.
Astrid: The bigger they are, the harder they fall..

NEW 19 years ago #9113
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Astrid: I just love your beret. Do you think they come in pistachio colour?

NEW 19 years ago #9114
Ezzer, that was brilliant!!

NEW 19 years ago #9115
I guess this is a touchy subject...

DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP

NEW 19 years ago #9116
Shes a girl We got it!!!!!! and her last sentence seems to lend itself to irritation with bots? uhhhhhhhh..........

Mario da Knuckle: (to Guest28) I thought I'd better put on a monkey suit...Well, some joint ya got here
Guest28: My name is Sherilyn Johnson.
Mario da Knuckle: Be in front of the bank at 11am. Form now on we are going to be on easy street!
Guest28: I am a girl.
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Dogh’d’s is the only sa
Guest28: I won't. I am a girl who don't do this.
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
Guest28: I am a middle school student.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Guest28: How old are you? I am a girl asking.
Mario da Knuckle: Old enough to run this joint
Guest28: I am a girl you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Guest28: yeah
Mario da Knuckle: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. You sayin you don't want the power?
Guest28: I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Guest28: you know that I am a girl remember?
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Guest28: be your who?
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am a student not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Guest28: what do you mean?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
Guest28: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Rudolph W Giuliani once said, 'It’s about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.' A hahahahah!
Guest28: you know I am a girl!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Guest28: no fucking crap

NEW 19 years ago #9117
Tecria: Did you know Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
Astrid: If I was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery, I would see a doctor.

NEW 19 years ago #9118
Mathieu Lavande: What colour eyes do you have?
Bella Goth: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

NEW 19 years ago #9119
So Sherilyn Johnson's got her sights set on Mario now? She used to come and chat with me to pass her days. She was quite curious about my physical attributes and whether or not I needed a girlfriend.

Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.

NEW 19 years ago #9120
A member of the Leeds homosexuality awareness squad visited me this morning.

Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)

NEW 19 years ago #9121
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to seagulls?
Glindar: Brother Jerome steal Glindar's nostrils.

incorrect date format #1


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