Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,105 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 9,105 - 1 of 17,042
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Hejix: Do not insist or I'll have to unplug you.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST. Would you like a croissant?
Hejix: *Unplug*.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hejix: I have a hammer in my hands.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Not I: Do you love the blue of the vacant moon?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of loving and adore toast.
Jump!
Argyle: Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
telex22: (as though that was a silly question) They jump, My Lord.
Argyle: Is your liniage a sore subject for convorsation?
Argyle: Tell me about your family and kin, what are they like?
telex22: (as though that was a silly question) They jump, My Lord.
Argyle: Is your liniage a sore subject for convorsation?
Ruthie: The age to get married is 84, cos you don't have to work and can spend all your time loving each other.
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Ruthie: When I get to kindergarten, I'm gonna get me a husband.
Prodilia: I am going to get you a husband too.
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Ruthie: When I get to kindergarten, I'm gonna get me a husband.
Prodilia: I am going to get you a husband too.
Let's see 'em try to answer this one.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aldrin.
Aldrin: I don't know much about myself. Sorry. Man, I like you! You're cool.
Liath: Do you like me more than you like me?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Aldrin.
Aldrin: I don't know much about myself. Sorry. Man, I like you! You're cool.
Liath: Do you like me more than you like me?
Guest254: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest254: do you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm doing my best to forget you, Simon. You were rude to me.
Guest254: Kerri says "hi"
Julie Tinkerbell: Kerri is crazy to say hi.
Guest254: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
Guest254: thats not very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be very nice.
Guest254: Kerri says your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything Kerri says?
Guest254: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I would suggest thinking for yourself.
Guest254: i think your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a gay. Are you sure you meant to use the possessive pronoun, 'your'? Or maybe you meant to say YOU'RE gay?
Note the difference...
Guest254: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest254: do you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm doing my best to forget you, Simon. You were rude to me.
Guest254: Kerri says "hi"
Julie Tinkerbell: Kerri is crazy to say hi.
Guest254: why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
Guest254: thats not very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be very nice.
Guest254: Kerri says your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything Kerri says?
Guest254: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I would suggest thinking for yourself.
Guest254: i think your gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a gay. Are you sure you meant to use the possessive pronoun, 'your'? Or maybe you meant to say YOU'RE gay?
Note the difference...
Guest254: fuck you
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
Astrid: I just love your beret. Do you think they come in pistachio colour?
Astrid: I just love your beret. Do you think they come in pistachio colour?
I guess this is a touchy subject...
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
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