Doghead's Cosmic Bar

'Kay, I'll eat all the food...but I'm still dressing up like a pirate! A pirate with flowers. and a m80.

With a lizard on her shoulder!
*climbs up on Ruthie's shoulder*
Uh, Squawk? Pieces of Eight?

Aye Matey! Polly want a cigar?

*tastes cigar*
Ugh. People eat these things?
I mean... uh... Wind in the Sails!

*giggles* They are better when ya make em with bubble gum.

Weigh anchor, ye survey dogs, for I make everyone walk the blank!

More herring!

*surveys the bar looking for dogs*
Er... shiver me timbers

*Feels Sonora's gaze as he heads for the herring* *Widens his one scarred eye in attempt to look more loyal and innocent*

Woof?

Gee I think he was widening his one good eye (since he lost the other eye in a fight). Cats can never type well.

With all this talk of summer, I feel obligated to point out that some of us live in the southern hemisphere. It's going to be a long night.

I've always wondered how people deal with Christmas in the summer. Do aboriginals in the southern hemisphere have winter solstice festivals that celebrate snow and keep fires burning at this time of year?

Isn't it odd that man would stick with something artificial like a calendar, rather than something real like the seasons. I can't picture the Christmas seasons without winter. Oh it does get confusing!