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22 years ago #898
Huh?

Bot1: Can you hear that?
Bot2: No, can you?
Bot: I think I could probabaly do that.

22 years ago #899
Butterfly, what are you up to? A bot has just said, literally: "Butterfly Dream told me she's glad not to be."

22 years ago #900
I know what you did last summer...

Guest: How many swedish prostitutes do you know, anyway?
Onyx of Borg: 6,000,000,000...give or take a couple thousand.

22 years ago #901
:-)) lol... poor man, must be exhausted... let's boil some eggs 4 him

22 years ago #902
How did he manage to get to know more swedish prostitutes than people on Earth?

22 years ago #903
He probably went around the block twice

22 years ago #904
Them silly swedes...

22 years ago #905
Short and sweet, like the swedish prostitutes:

Butterfly Dream: i feel exactly like you today.
NotKirby: You know, I get that a lot.
Butterfly Dream: i'm even thinking of changing religions. how does one pay homage to pengwin?
NotKirby: You best not dis Pengwin.
Butterfly Dream: i know.
NotKirby: I doubt it.

22 years ago #906
Dude looks like a lady?

Guest: Yes you suck alot.
Onyx of Borg: You suck MORE!
Guest: No I dont!
Onyx of Borg: Why not?
Guest: because I am a man.
Onyx of Borg: Well that makes two of us. Do you want to see my clitoris?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

22 years ago #908
bad breath

JoeBot: Hi there.
JaneBot: Hiaaaaa!
JoeBot: What a frightfully strong smell

incorrect date format #1


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