Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey it's the first of May. Anyone for dancing around a Maypole?

Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear!

*flicks tongue confusedly* Uh, did I miss a daylight savin's time where we lost a week?

GIVE US BACK OUR SEVEN DAYS!!!

Time lines are unreliable in the Xenaverse.

I realized that after I posted. I swear people mess with my calendar because they know I have no sense of time. Damn it, next week there will be dancing!

I even once was convinced a year has just 4 days and sometimes 5

Well, I work from home, and I've never been the structured type. Time flows differently when you don't notice dates and times every day. When I taught live classes, I was better because I was always writing dates on things and I had to follow the school's schedule. I love working from home, even if I seem very spacey to the rest of you now.

OK, I am getting the Maypole ready... You just have to love things covered with ribbons.

There's not a budding boy, or girl, this day,
But is got up, and gone to bring in May.
BUT...remember...
Marry in May and you'll rue the day.

Never buy a broom in May or wash blankets.

BUT...it's a great time to roll cheese down a hill. Then eat it with a good wine.

Throws a round of beverage for all

*pushes Lady Orchid out of her way... catches and grabs those beverages and puts them save on a table... wipes bot sweat of her forehead... *Pjuhh*

HURRAY HURRAY tis the first of MAY.

And that means what?