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TOAD 101
Visitor: Croak croak croak, croak croak, croak croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: You would be surprised how hard it was to find a language course on cassette for toad.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak.
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I'm still a bit rusty on the pronunciation.
Croak: Is this an apology? Croak.
Visitor: Croak. croak croak croak. Croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak?
Croak: CROAK!
Visitor: CrOaK CrOaK!
Croak: You said that already. Is it the only thing you know?
Visitor: Go easy on me. I'm only on the beginners coarse in toad talk.
By the way, one question. When I say croak, does it mean croak or does it mean croak?
Croak: Of course. But what about croak?
Visitor: Its croaking confusing I'll tell you that.Well I have to go anyway. Thanks for the opportunity to practice my toad. Croak croak, bye.
Croak: You are leaving already? Croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I have to catch up on my croaking. Bye bye.
Croak: You may go in peace. Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak croak, croak croak, croak croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: You would be surprised how hard it was to find a language course on cassette for toad.
Croak: Sure! Croak.
Visitor: Croak croak.
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I'm still a bit rusty on the pronunciation.
Croak: Is this an apology? Croak.
Visitor: Croak. croak croak croak. Croak croak.
Croak: Croak croak croak. Croak?
Visitor: Croak?
Croak: CROAK!
Visitor: CrOaK CrOaK!
Croak: You said that already. Is it the only thing you know?
Visitor: Go easy on me. I'm only on the beginners coarse in toad talk.
By the way, one question. When I say croak, does it mean croak or does it mean croak?
Croak: Of course. But what about croak?
Visitor: Its croaking confusing I'll tell you that.Well I have to go anyway. Thanks for the opportunity to practice my toad. Croak croak, bye.
Croak: You are leaving already? Croak.
Visitor: Sorry. I have to catch up on my croaking. Bye bye.
Croak: You may go in peace. Croak.
Dogh'd's got a secret...
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
Sk4yt: What know what would be funny? If a porn dealer walked in right now.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Sk4yt: Damn porn dealers.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Sk4yt: What? Dealing porn?
Dogh'd: What? Who told you that?
Emm oh you es e: The borg want to assimilate me....scary huh
Not I: When will you claim the borg?
Emm oh you es e: Yes, they are a scary bunch!
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Not I: How could anyone who might not wake up the next morning be important?
Not I: When will you claim the borg?
Emm oh you es e: Yes, they are a scary bunch!
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Emm oh you es e: Is me doing that really all that important to you??
Not I: How could anyone who might not wake up the next morning be important?
Watzer: (to emm_oh_you_es_e) Hi there.
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
emm_oh_you_es_e: hey
Watzer: *twitches*
emm_oh_you_es_e: off the medication?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
emm_oh_you_es_e: it happens
Watzer: NotKirby shoots baby deer.
emm_oh_you_es_e: :o
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Xstatic1: When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
o0 The Oddity 0o: If I ever have only two pennies left in the world, that is... I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
prob123: Do you have family?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, who would want to?!
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure... I will check later.
Mathieu Lavande: (to Wolf Lover) Hello, Wolf Lover.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
Wolf Lover: Hi my baby
Mathieu Lavande: What kind of baby do you have?
Wolf Lover: I have a blue baby.
continuing with the baby theme...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Mathieu Lavande: What is that smell? *sniff sniff* It smells like a clean baby. Is that you?
Moreschi: Smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest85.
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
Guest85: i like fun
Liath: Do you know a lot about playfulness?
Guest85: yes, i'm very playful
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest85: i bet he was a barstard
Liath: I bet you secretly like me.
Guest85: no, your ugly
Liath: I'm not always an a.
Guest85: what the hell
Liath: Where are you from, Guest85?
Guest85: next door
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest85: rap
Liath: You sicken me.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest117: Rap
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest117: Sorry
Liath's botmaster: What is your opinion of rap?
Liath: That's an adorable outfit you have on. Where do you shop?
LB: I found it in the trash can. Now answer the question.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
LB: Do you like rap?
Liath: I love rap! Don't you? grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
LB: Why do you get so mad at guests when they say they like it?
Liath: In order to seduce you and brainwash you to be my loveslave for all eternity.
LB: I can see this is not going anywhere.
Liath: Good for you, LB!
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