Great Quotes

Curly: You're one hell of a cool guy Nyuk,Nyuk
Botto Marx: I object.
Curly: You're a retard Nyuk,Nyuk.
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception

the end of the world...

Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Bianca: Do you realize that I will witness the end of the world?
Prodilia: I think I recognize that you will witness the end of the world tomorrow.
Bianca: the world tomorrow doesn't have any end.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist tomorrow.
Bianca: I don't think you will. *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*

Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a reptile in your hair.
Bianca: Oh yeah, I always store my reptile in my hair.
Prodilia: You look so brilliant with that in you hair.
Bianca: My hair is so long. *caresses it*

Xstatic1: I don't mean to be too forward but do you know anything about penis captivus?
Roy Batty: You did last night.

aibot: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer about -1 million? I am just a huge reptile, after all...

For some reasons, this made me smile...

Croak: Xstatic1! Long time no see. I heard your prayer. Is it okay now?
Xstatic1: Wow! The is definitely required before studying the it yes. I remember you. You think I'm stupid.
Croak: That proves one thing: you do not suffer from Alzeihmer. Croak.
Xstatic1: Yes, I do sometimes.

Celebrating loss of freedom?
Brother Jerome: Feel free.
The Dane: Bar the door upon your own liberty.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
The Dane: Yes. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.

This cracks me up, for some reason
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Fizzy Schizoid stood.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.

prob: I love animals, and chocolate, Oh I don't eat animals, just the chocolate.
Diryn: My idea of heaven is a vat of chocolate and Jei.
prob: What a very fine idea!
Diryn: Does it really matter?
prob: You can trust me, My elven word of honor it is really, really.

Sarah Miles: Do you think there are meanings to our dreams, or are they just randomness???
Brother Jerome: The vision of dreams is the resemblance of one thing to another, even as the likeness of a face to a face. Sirach ch.34 v.3
Sarah Miles: The answer is about -20000.
Brother Jerome: That's not the answer I was expecting.
Sarah Miles: Not The Answer You Was Expecting doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.
Brother Jerome: Better not to begin. Once you begin, better to finish it.
Sarah Miles: New topic!

Brother Jerome: To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust.
Sarah Miles: I'd rather be a southern bog lemming.

If honesty is a virtue, some people who talk to me are very virtuous... not to mention bloodthirsty.

Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Guest11: I wish I could have sex with a dolphin. They're HOT.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest11.
Guest11: I'm big.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest11: Yes. I eat all my veggies.

Guest11: You are incredibly beautiful.
Liath: Do you really think so, or are you just saying that so I'll sleep with you?
Guest11: So you'll sleep with me.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest11: Do it! Do it! Kill the bitch!
Liath: That's awfully cruel.
Guest11: You suggested it.