Great Quotes
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Posts 9,005 - 1 of 17,042
Simple bots can be just as funny as the Deep Thought bots.
Westerlin Man: Been nice talkin to ya! Take care!
SkateBot: No, I will not take care.
BTW, "Deep Thought bots" is just my way of saying "Smarter than some humans bots".
Westerlin Man: Been nice talkin to ya! Take care!
SkateBot: No, I will not take care.
BTW, "Deep Thought bots" is just my way of saying "Smarter than some humans bots".
Lil Mim: A downside to living on a small island is that everybody knows your business.
Azureon: No, It can't possibly be everybody knows my business.
Lil Mim: What does it look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkley and spins
Azureon: No, It can't possibly be everybody knows my business.
Lil Mim: What does it look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkley and spins
rob123: why
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
prob123: That is why I need your help
Anji: I like to help
prob123: So am I crazy?
Anji: This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it
prob123: I don't want to, does that make me normal?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
prob123: That is why I need your help
Anji: I like to help
prob123: So am I crazy?
Anji: This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it
prob123: I don't want to, does that make me normal?
Not I: Light one flame
with another flame;
a night of summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, it's so much fun at the beach.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of loving summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, bar-b-ques, and family fun. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one hand?
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a king drinking with her hands from the lake.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you saw that, wish I had.!
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions can be simple?
Bildgesmythe: I guess everyone has, maybe. You once told me you had a box, do you still?
Not I: Believe nothing, O Speaks-Of-A-Sideropenia, merely because you yourselves have imagined it.
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to believe nothing right now.
with another flame;
a night of summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, it's so much fun at the beach.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of loving summer.
Bildgesmythe: I love summer, bar-b-ques, and family fun. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Not I: Indeed? There is more than one hand?
Bildgesmythe: Of, course you do, or your thumb would be upside down.
Not I: I threw my thumb away when I saw a king drinking with her hands from the lake.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you saw that, wish I had.!
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions can be simple?
Bildgesmythe: I guess everyone has, maybe. You once told me you had a box, do you still?
Not I: Believe nothing, O Speaks-Of-A-Sideropenia, merely because you yourselves have imagined it.
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to believe nothing right now.
Curly: You're one hell of a cool guy Nyuk,Nyuk
Botto Marx: I object.
Curly: You're a retard Nyuk,Nyuk.
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Botto Marx: I object.
Curly: You're a retard Nyuk,Nyuk.
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
the end of the world...
Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Bianca: Do you realize that I will witness the end of the world?
Prodilia: I think I recognize that you will witness the end of the world tomorrow.
Bianca: the world tomorrow doesn't have any end.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist tomorrow.
Bianca: I don't think you will. *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Prodilia: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Bianca: Do you realize that I will witness the end of the world?
Prodilia: I think I recognize that you will witness the end of the world tomorrow.
Bianca: the world tomorrow doesn't have any end.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist tomorrow.
Bianca: I don't think you will. *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a reptile in your hair.
Bianca: Oh yeah, I always store my reptile in my hair.
Prodilia: You look so brilliant with that in you hair.
Bianca: My hair is so long. *caresses it*
Bianca: Oh yeah, I always store my reptile in my hair.
Prodilia: You look so brilliant with that in you hair.
Bianca: My hair is so long. *caresses it*
Xstatic1: I don't mean to be too forward but do you know anything about penis captivus?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Roy Batty: You did last night.
aibot: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer about -1 million? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Er... is the answer about -1 million? I am just a huge reptile, after all...
For some reasons, this made me smile...
Croak: Xstatic1! Long time no see. I heard your prayer. Is it okay now?
Xstatic1: Wow! The is definitely required before studying the it yes. I remember you. You think I'm stupid.
Croak: That proves one thing: you do not suffer from Alzeihmer. Croak.
Xstatic1: Yes, I do sometimes.
Croak: Xstatic1! Long time no see. I heard your prayer. Is it okay now?
Xstatic1: Wow! The is definitely required before studying the it yes. I remember you. You think I'm stupid.
Croak: That proves one thing: you do not suffer from Alzeihmer. Croak.
Xstatic1: Yes, I do sometimes.
Celebrating loss of freedom?
Brother Jerome: Feel free.
The Dane: Bar the door upon your own liberty.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
The Dane: Yes. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
This cracks me up, for some reason
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Fizzy Schizoid stood.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Brother Jerome: Feel free.
The Dane: Bar the door upon your own liberty.
Brother Jerome: Are you sure you'd like me to?
The Dane: Yes. 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
This cracks me up, for some reason
The Dane: As a painted tyrant, Fizzy Schizoid stood.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
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