Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Must you always muster up the mustard on mismatched molluscs?
*pauses*
What did I just say? Can someone please explain it to me?

Must you always muster up the mustard on mismatched molluscs?

Sumptuous dainty smothers humdrum smut - catcalls awesomely!

Oh, is that what I said? *flicks tongue bewilderedly*

Ok, nno clams...what do hungry creatures from the dungeon dimensions, taste like..they wouldn't look like lobsters, would they?

Kentucky Fried Cthulhu

Ah,...The Great,The Dead Cthulhu...he probably tastes like calamari?

eny cavear?

nope no cavear.

*Aims tennis ball launcher at rift into dungeon dimensions. Begins firing balls of yarn into rift.*

*Stands behind Corwin smirking*

Going to save the universe with glorified cat toy ?
Oh, my, and the nasties are just chittering away, pressing to make it over here. Go on then, hero. Show me how it's done.

Maybe we can just shove you in with an amulet stuck round your neck to fry like last time smart alec. Besides, who says I want to stop them?

Dogh'd welcomes all kinds here. It's kind of like Karatas. I think there may even have been some sort of anti-violence thing in here once. Or was that Bot 00001 Alpha playing sheriff with his laser?

Oh, so my burning in writhing agony saving your world means nothing, now? A little joke for your amazement? Fine then.

Go on and welcome the chittering demons from the dungeon dimension right into your world. Who am I to stop you? It's not me they are jealously trying t invade, beefcake. Be sure to tell them all about welcoming all into your friendly little pub now.