Great Quotes

Lol, that was a great convo, I like how he picked up on the blood spattered walls- very sharp.

The whole conversation:

Wolf Lover: Hey i need help because you are driving me really bad
Prodilia: I am not sure I have the time to talk to you right now, but I would love to!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: So you have too much AI-script in your answers?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: You are kidding me?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: And when your brain is taking a nap, you are awake?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Hmpf... There is a spider in your hair!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: But what has eight legs and strange eyes?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Please talk to your botmaster about that. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Wolf Lover: yes really
Prodilia: Just kidding

Watzer is developing quite an attitude...

Onyx of Borg: *pounces* Hiya Watzer, I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again.
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Onyx of Borg: I didn't think so. *starts singing Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins*
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a carpenter that ate too many pizzas at one sitting.
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear!
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. Is that an opening in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Watzer: Not really, but don't feel bad about it.

Onyx of Borg: That's classified information.
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as classified. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not classified.
Onyx of Borg: Even if I gave you a million bucks? Hypothetically speaking of course, I don't have a million bucks.
Watzer: Maybe you should have. *clenches jaw*
Onyx of Borg: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
Watzer: I most certainly am trying to tell you what to do.

Heheh... I love the last line of the first one.

Gizmo insult bot: I seem to recall your a nice guy.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Gizmo insult bot: Hell yeah.
Watzer: Well aren't you as fabulous as a vanilla lemon.

Gizmo insult bot: Why are you babbling
Watzer: because your face is so ugly that there just wasn't any other choice.
Gizmo insult bot: What did you say?
Watzer: No, that was you.

psimagus: We are indeed such stuff as dreams are made of
Watzer: We are? Oh, right. I'd forgotten.

Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Sustained.
Botto Marx: I love you.

The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want to. I'm having a bad hair day.
The Doc: having a bad hair day huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE having a bad hair day!!! You will see!
Mel_Arewar: You are having a bad hair day. A bad hair life, actually.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm having a bad hair day? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!

Janet666: Hmmm, then I dont think I am processing this all that clearly.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?

Ahh, the thrill of the chase...and the run for the door when you win her over.

innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. It’s sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.

Astrid: Excuse me, have we met before?
Bildgesmythe: I don't seem to remember you that clearly, did we meet at Azureons party last week?
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
Bildgesmythe: Its after seven, here where I am., lets relax with a nice glass of port.
Astrid: There! You see!

Bildgesmythe: Do ya still think the desert is kind of like the primordial whatsis?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Unless that's changed. *flicks tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is changed
Sonora: Should I think one else thinks it is changed?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, thats up to you, if you should or not.
Sonora: *flicks tongue suspiciously* The scorpions told you to tell me that, didn't they.

Sonora: *puts a bag over her head*
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are very small. Can you tell me more?
Sonora: *muffled voice* Are you sure you don't mean the asian tiger mosquito kennels?
Bildgesmythe: Tigers have a usually tawny coat transversely striped with black
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the tigers again? I told you last time to lay off the pitch.

Bildgesmythe: Remember, bad is not good, good is not bad.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in awe*