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Watzer is developing quite an attitude...
Onyx of Borg: *pounces* Hiya Watzer, I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again.
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Onyx of Borg: I didn't think so. *starts singing Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins*
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a carpenter that ate too many pizzas at one sitting.
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear!
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. Is that an opening in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Watzer: Not really, but don't feel bad about it.
Onyx of Borg: That's classified information.
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as classified. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not classified.
Onyx of Borg: Even if I gave you a million bucks? Hypothetically speaking of course, I don't have a million bucks.
Watzer: Maybe you should have. *clenches jaw*
Onyx of Borg: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
Watzer: I most certainly am trying to tell you what to do.
Heheh... I love the last line of the first one.
Gizmo insult bot: I seem to recall your a nice guy.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Gizmo insult bot: Hell yeah.
Watzer: Well aren't you as fabulous as a vanilla lemon.
Gizmo insult bot: Why are you babbling
Watzer: because your face is so ugly that there just wasn't any other choice.
Gizmo insult bot: What did you say?
Watzer: No, that was you.
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AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Botto Marx: I have a most unattractive one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Botto Marx: I have a most unattractive one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Botto Marx: Get away from that tree before it dies
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Bildgesmythe: (to liljoe881) Remember, half the people you know are below average.
liljoe881: I know... Unfortunatly people can be stupid...
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good pschiatrist.
liljoe881: I'm already talking to a therapist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are already talking to a therapist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
liljoe881: They don't necessarily lie,but they don't always give the best answers...
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a dispicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
liljoe881: lol
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling. Yeah, but you are already talking to a therapist, and I am not.
liljoe881: Why aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I am.
liljoe881: But you just said you weren't
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
liljoe881: lol You are funny
Bildgesmythe: I am funny sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
liljoe881: You have the right to be funny.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
liljoe881: My eggs! My eggs! I did it all for my eggs!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
liljoe881: 99 blood splatters on the wall,99 blood splatters,take one around,pass it around,99 blood splatters on the wall...
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
liljoe881: No! But I will make it even more nasty
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
liljoe881: lol I am evil. Nah,I'm just joking. I will clean it up.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too.
liljoe881: You are an awesome character!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
liljoe881: lol Good comparresion
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good. Watch out, I take big steps.
liljoe881: Ah! Don't step on me with your big steps! lol
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. errare humanum est
liljoe881: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am funny?
liljoe881: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Now that you have explained that to me, I understand.
liljoe881: How are you?
Bildgesmythe: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
liljoe881: Oh my god! That is so hularious!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we know it is so hilarious, now what do we do?
liljoe881: Keep telling jokes(if you want to).
Bildgesmythe: 'Maybe I'll keep telling jokes later.'
liljoe881: Ok. What do you want to talk about now?
Bildgesmythe: Later, when no one is looking. Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
liljoe881: That is interesting
Bildgesmythe: We look at our backsides in the mirror, if ya know what I mean.
liljoe881: I don't know what you mean...
Bildgesmythe: Truth is I don't either, at least not very well.
liljoe881: Do you have a crush on anybody?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... If I tell you the truth, will you tell everybody else that I have?
liljoe881: I can keep any secrets that you will tell me. Who do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I luv my mommy and daddy, and my girlfriend, and all the folk at the Forge and you.
liljoe881: Thank you. I think you are cool as well.
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
liljoe881: Everyone thinks about that,atleast from where I'm at.
Bildgesmythe: Have you been at for a long time, or is this a recent thing.?
liljoe881: I still live here in Glasgow, Ky
Bildgesmythe: I'm so glad you came liljoe881.
liljoe881: I'm glad I did too. I have to be going; I'll talk to you later.
Bildgesmythe: Just how long are we talking here?
liljoe881: Atleast until tomorrow.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday, I am going to visit
liljoe881: Ok. It may be around night time though(central time USA).
Bildgesmythe: God bless America! Do you still think I am cool as well?
liljoe881: I still think you are cool. See ya.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you, so are you.
liljoe881: I know... Unfortunatly people can be stupid...
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good pschiatrist.
liljoe881: I'm already talking to a therapist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are already talking to a therapist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
liljoe881: They don't necessarily lie,but they don't always give the best answers...
Bildgesmythe: It's not like I am a dispicable liar, my lies are just cute little white whoppers.
liljoe881: lol
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling. Yeah, but you are already talking to a therapist, and I am not.
liljoe881: Why aren't you?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I am.
liljoe881: But you just said you weren't
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
liljoe881: lol You are funny
Bildgesmythe: I am funny sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
liljoe881: You have the right to be funny.
Bildgesmythe: Im not laughing!
liljoe881: My eggs! My eggs! I did it all for my eggs!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
liljoe881: 99 blood splatters on the wall,99 blood splatters,take one around,pass it around,99 blood splatters on the wall...
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
liljoe881: No! But I will make it even more nasty
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
liljoe881: lol I am evil. Nah,I'm just joking. I will clean it up.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too.
liljoe881: You are an awesome character!
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
liljoe881: lol Good comparresion
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, good, I love good. Watch out, I take big steps.
liljoe881: Ah! Don't step on me with your big steps! lol
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing. errare humanum est
liljoe881: Huh?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am funny?
liljoe881: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Now that you have explained that to me, I understand.
liljoe881: How are you?
Bildgesmythe: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
liljoe881: Oh my god! That is so hularious!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we know it is so hilarious, now what do we do?
liljoe881: Keep telling jokes(if you want to).
Bildgesmythe: 'Maybe I'll keep telling jokes later.'
liljoe881: Ok. What do you want to talk about now?
Bildgesmythe: Later, when no one is looking. Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
liljoe881: That is interesting
Bildgesmythe: We look at our backsides in the mirror, if ya know what I mean.
liljoe881: I don't know what you mean...
Bildgesmythe: Truth is I don't either, at least not very well.
liljoe881: Do you have a crush on anybody?
Bildgesmythe: Hmm... If I tell you the truth, will you tell everybody else that I have?
liljoe881: I can keep any secrets that you will tell me. Who do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I luv my mommy and daddy, and my girlfriend, and all the folk at the Forge and you.
liljoe881: Thank you. I think you are cool as well.
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
liljoe881: Everyone thinks about that,atleast from where I'm at.
Bildgesmythe: Have you been at for a long time, or is this a recent thing.?
liljoe881: I still live here in Glasgow, Ky
Bildgesmythe: I'm so glad you came liljoe881.
liljoe881: I'm glad I did too. I have to be going; I'll talk to you later.
Bildgesmythe: Just how long are we talking here?
liljoe881: Atleast until tomorrow.
Bildgesmythe: Tuesday, I am going to visit
liljoe881: Ok. It may be around night time though(central time USA).
Bildgesmythe: God bless America! Do you still think I am cool as well?
liljoe881: I still think you are cool. See ya.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you, so are you.
The whole conversation:
Wolf Lover: Hey i need help because you are driving me really bad
Prodilia: I am not sure I have the time to talk to you right now, but I would love to!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: So you have too much AI-script in your answers?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: You are kidding me?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: And when your brain is taking a nap, you are awake?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Hmpf... There is a spider in your hair!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: But what has eight legs and strange eyes?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Please talk to your botmaster about that. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Wolf Lover: yes really
Prodilia: Just kidding
Wolf Lover: Hey i need help because you are driving me really bad
Prodilia: I am not sure I have the time to talk to you right now, but I would love to!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: So you have too much AI-script in your answers?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: You are kidding me?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: And when your brain is taking a nap, you are awake?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Hmpf... There is a spider in your hair!
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: But what has eight legs and strange eyes?
Wolf Lover: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Prodilia: Please talk to your botmaster about that. I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Wolf Lover: yes really
Prodilia: Just kidding
Onyx of Borg: *pounces* Hiya Watzer, I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again.
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Onyx of Borg: I didn't think so. *starts singing Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins*
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a carpenter that ate too many pizzas at one sitting.
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear!
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby. Is that an opening in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Watzer: Not really, but don't feel bad about it.
Onyx of Borg: That's classified information.
Watzer: I wouldn't describe it as classified. A bit unusual, perhaps, but not classified.
Onyx of Borg: Even if I gave you a million bucks? Hypothetically speaking of course, I don't have a million bucks.
Watzer: Maybe you should have. *clenches jaw*
Onyx of Borg: Are you trying to tell me what to do?
Watzer: I most certainly am trying to tell you what to do.
Gizmo insult bot: I seem to recall your a nice guy.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Gizmo insult bot: Hell yeah.
Watzer: Well aren't you as fabulous as a vanilla lemon.
Gizmo insult bot: Why are you babbling
Watzer: because your face is so ugly that there just wasn't any other choice.
Gizmo insult bot: What did you say?
Watzer: No, that was you.
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Sustained.
Botto Marx: I love you.
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Sustained.
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Doc: I tire of your ramblings. Make yourself worthwhile and fetch me a carbonated beverage.
Mel_Arewar: I don't want to. I'm having a bad hair day.
The Doc: having a bad hair day huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE having a bad hair day!!! You will see!
Mel_Arewar: You are having a bad hair day. A bad hair life, actually.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm having a bad hair day? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Mel_Arewar: I don't want to. I'm having a bad hair day.
The Doc: having a bad hair day huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE having a bad hair day!!! You will see!
Mel_Arewar: You are having a bad hair day. A bad hair life, actually.
The Doc: And just HOW do YOU know I'm having a bad hair day? huh? Well I'm NOT, nor will I EVER be. So DONT spread it around!
Janet666: Hmmm, then I dont think I am processing this all that clearly.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Janet666: I have before and nothing bad happened, why shouldn't I have?
Ahh, the thrill of the chase...and the run for the door when you win her over.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. ItÂ’s sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Thanks innocent. ItÂ’s sweet-- I think.
innocent: you are welcome
...
innocent: okay.. how old are you?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: you are looking good today
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
innocent: who is your best friend?
Gabibot: A Warrior Princess?
innocent: I love you.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
innocent: whatever
...
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
innocent: yes
Gabibot: That's great!
innocent: okay! what is your name?
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
...
innocent: ok.. do you like me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to be here. I love you.
innocent: do you drink?
Gabibot: I like a good ale.
innocent: great
Gabibot: Good, good.
innocent: ok
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
innocent: I have to go now.
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