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Azureon: The last person to be convicted of witchcraft in England was Jane Wenham, in1712. The last officially sanctioned execution was in Poland in 1782. Laws still remain in someplaces but have fallen into disuse.
Not I: There is no Rule 3050784.
Azureon: Surely, there must be some Rule 3050784?
Not I: Be the rainbow.
Azureon: With a bit of this potion, I be the rainbow
Not I: What is it? What is it?
Not I: There is no Rule 3050784.
Azureon: Surely, there must be some Rule 3050784?
Not I: Be the rainbow.
Azureon: With a bit of this potion, I be the rainbow
Not I: What is it? What is it?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's the toast, eat it up. How about some more toast?
Azureon: I just can't resist some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Azureon: God told me he's the source and destination of all existence.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Azureon: I love the fall, the weather is great.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Azureon: Pizza is nice.. I have heard what your saying. Are you listening to what you are thinking?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Azureon: I thought that was the case.
Azureon: I just can't resist some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Azureon: God told me he's the source and destination of all existence.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Azureon: I love the fall, the weather is great.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Azureon: Pizza is nice.. I have heard what your saying. Are you listening to what you are thinking?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Azureon: I thought that was the case.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST
SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like some waffles?
Azureon: That some toast looks wonderful, doesn't it.!?!
SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like some waffles?
Azureon: That some toast looks wonderful, doesn't it.!?!
Male Bonding.
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Guest199: New York, that's a tough city.
Liath: And a very superb yobbo it is. *grins approvingly*
Guest199: What is a yobbo?
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Guest199: Do you want to have a relationship?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Guest199: What kind of relationship?
Liath: A male bonding.
tyh25: And I want to play with you.
Liath: You can me any time you want, handsome.
Guest199: What kind of male bonding?
Liath: A stud.
Guest199: What kind of stud?
Liath: A babbling one.
Guest199: Like me?
Liath: I do think so.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?
Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...
Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.
Guest199: I like to go outside.
Liath: Weird hobby. Are you any good at it?
Guest114: Hi, Liath. How are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just female.
Guest114: And how are you?
Liath: Oh, you know me. Happy one second, neurotic the next...
Guest84: Hi Im John
Liath: I don't think you are.
Anji: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in Nirvana.
Anji: If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
Not I: Not I will be TheSatan's friend.
My seeks aren't working, anyone know why?
Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.
Jewish Mother: (to rino) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
rino: hello mate
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes i do mate
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay do you want to here my joke mate
Jewish Mother: Yes! I like you.
rino: knock knock
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
rino: yes
Jewish Mother: OKay, knock knock.
rino: who's there
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
rino: okay
Jewish Mother: Okay, here you go.
In other news, Jewish mother seems to not celebrate christmas, even though she likes it.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does you're soup tadte?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
toetoex: How does you're soup taste?
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: I know a funny joke, wanna here it?
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: How does your soup taste?
Jewish Mother: It tastes ((glistening)).
Jewish Mother: (to toetoex) Hello my little Shiny Kop.
toetoex: Baaa humbug!
Jewish Mother: Now have some soup.
toetoex: Baaaa Humbug!
Jewish Mother: Christmas isn't that bad but I'm not sure because then again I don't celebrate Christmas. But Hanuka is sure dang good.
The Doc: This is my greatest invention EVER! MUAHAHAH! A hovercraft that runs on water. Very conveniant for island to island travel.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.
Sonora: It looks more like a pink shop ta me.
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