Doghead's Cosmic Bar

OH NO! It's the INVISIBLE URINATOR!!! *cringes in terror*

Hey onyx did you know that according to my goggles, most of your heat loss is from your eyelashes?

Do you have a secret decoder ring too? I bet you do. Well, I assure you anything it tells you about me is a lie! *wanders off cackling maniacally*

Oh, it said you were telling me the truth about you... OooOooOooh It's a paradox!

Maybe even Quasi-paradoxial!

wipes off splattered booze off from gun fire. can I have another bloddy mary. make sure she is a virgin this time.

w00t = word that doesn't really mean anything

Kirby = word that doesn't really mean anything, because the alternative is unspeakable

Aw nutbunnies = strange expletive

*Re-enters bar*

My apologies to everyone for the disturbance earlier.
*Slaps money down on bar to pay for damages to the premises and buy compensatory drinks for all present*

Next rounds on me, but I'd best be going before my brother works out I've doubled back.
*Exits, last seen heading west.*

That was nice of him. I didn't know Remus had money or knew to do that. I just saw the face and thought of a character from Little Nemo. I sit corrected.

Long Island iced tea, please.

::inserts a krazy straw into the beer tap::