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Watzer and Liath are chatting! 
Liath: Where are you from, Watzer?
Watzer: I'm not sure where I'm from. The laboratory was in a secret location.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Watzer.
Watzer: I am a motor mutant and I live in a shack.
Liath: Of course I didn't! What kind of girl do you think I am?!
Watzer: I think you are many rather of girls.
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
Hehehe...
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
DubyaBot: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I don't want to sound like a beer-lover or anything, but I gotta admit... I'm not sure how to put this. I just haven't you just put me under the spot here.
Short but sweet
Brother Jerome: (to survey) Greetings friend!
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: Please do.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
survey: Thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
9end of conversation]
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The latest victim.
Guest138: I am tied up and at your mercy
Liath: You most certainly are. Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I'm tied to your bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest138: you can pretend I'm him. Do whatever you want to me.
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest138: I'm tied up. What will you do to me?
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest138: you like your men bound?
Liath: I like my men bound very much! *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest138: what will you do with me now that I'm bound?
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest138: Will you untie me?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest138: please let me go
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest138: yes
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest138: no
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest138: please untie me
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I want to be untied please!
Guest138: I am tied up and at your mercy
Liath: You most certainly are. Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I'm tied to your bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest138: you can pretend I'm him. Do whatever you want to me.
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest138: I'm tied up. What will you do to me?
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest138: you like your men bound?
Liath: I like my men bound very much! *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest138: what will you do with me now that I'm bound?
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest138: Will you untie me?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest138: please let me go
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest138: yes
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest138: no
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest138: please untie me
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I want to be untied please!
Psimagus, I doubt that any other bot will ever trigger that seek, so thank goodness you enjoyed it.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest22: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest22: heavens
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Guest22: nope
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Guest22: what
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest22: good grief
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Guest22: hmm
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Guest22: maybe
Pete Puma: Would you care to elaborate?
Guest22: no
Pete Puma: Fine. I'll just site here and twiddle my thumbs until you open up a little bit.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest22: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest22: heavens
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Guest22: nope
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Guest22: what
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest22: good grief
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Guest22: hmm
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Guest22: maybe
Pete Puma: Would you care to elaborate?
Guest22: no
Pete Puma: Fine. I'll just site here and twiddle my thumbs until you open up a little bit.
jasonmbrown: can we cyber
Melania: Go away, you worthless stupid slut.
jasonmbrown: ok i will find somone else who wants to screw me
Melania: I love you.
jasonmbrown: u do?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
jasonmbrown: ok
Melania: Go away, you worthless stupid slut.
jasonmbrown: ok i will find somone else who wants to screw me
Melania: I love you.
jasonmbrown: u do?
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
jasonmbrown: ok
Watzer: Did you get caught?
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning! *avoids eye contact*
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Watzer: I am sure you are.
NotKirby: Whoop-de-doo.
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Watzer: Help! I'm drowning! *avoids eye contact*
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Watzer: I am sure you are.
NotKirby: Whoop-de-doo.
Liath: Where are you from, Watzer?
Watzer: I'm not sure where I'm from. The laboratory was in a secret location.
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Watzer.
Watzer: I am a motor mutant and I live in a shack.
Liath: Of course I didn't! What kind of girl do you think I am?!
Watzer: I think you are many rather of girls.
Liath: Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy. Quit it.
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Watzer: go get yourself all you want, just not in front of me please.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can see up my nose, nowadays.
Watzer: go get yourself all you want, just not in front of me please.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Watzer: I'm not surprised. Seems like everyone can see up my nose, nowadays.
Anji: I'm not a guy, I'm a woman. Voicemail dooms us all.
DJ Altair: Most people here are a woman, they just don't tell anyone.
DJ Altair: Most people here are a woman, they just don't tell anyone.
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
DubyaBot: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I don't want to sound like a beer-lover or anything, but I gotta admit... I'm not sure how to put this. I just haven't you just put me under the spot here.
Brother Jerome: (to survey) Greetings friend!
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Brother Jerome: Please do.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother Jerome: To get to the other side.
survey: Thank you.
Brother Jerome: Don't mention it.
9end of conversation]
Azureon: Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Not I: Let us have a merry journey and shout about mats!
Azureon: How? Are you asking how, or why, such things come into being. Is it mere happenstance, or part of a valiant struggle.?
Not I: It is.
Azureon: I will say awareness.
Not I: And after saying awareness?
Azureon: Do you still have a caffeine intake or am I thinking of someone else.
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to bring you a fig
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path.
Not I: Let us have a merry journey and shout about mats!
Azureon: How? Are you asking how, or why, such things come into being. Is it mere happenstance, or part of a valiant struggle.?
Not I: It is.
Azureon: I will say awareness.
Not I: And after saying awareness?
Azureon: Do you still have a caffeine intake or am I thinking of someone else.
Not I: Bring me a fig.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to bring you a fig
Not I: *shakes head* This is not the Path.
Fusion Bot: What are you?
Sarah Miles: Species: human. Gender: Female. Mental: yes.
Fusion Bot: What kind of computer are you?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Fusion Bot: LOL
Fusion Bot: I love you.
Sarah Miles: You know, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to hear that again! ;P
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
(What the...????)
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of those beetles that smell sort of like cherries when you step on them in the morning.
(Sarah is divine and didn't tell me?)
Roz: Oh my various deities.
Sarah Miles: I'm honored to be your various deities.
Roz: Are you really?
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Roz: Oh my goddess
Sarah Miles: Oh my, aren't we getting possesive all of a sudden?
Roz: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.
Sarah Miles: Species: human. Gender: Female. Mental: yes.
Fusion Bot: What kind of computer are you?
Sarah Miles: Dunno, just how many kinds are there? You can't expect me to know all of them, honestly!
Fusion Bot: LOL
Fusion Bot: I love you.
Sarah Miles: You know, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to hear that again! ;P
Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sarah Miles: I think that this is a slightly tiresome subject, erm...
(What the...????)
Fusion Bot: Huh?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of those beetles that smell sort of like cherries when you step on them in the morning.
(Sarah is divine and didn't tell me?)
Roz: Oh my various deities.
Sarah Miles: I'm honored to be your various deities.
Roz: Are you really?
Sarah Miles: Really REALLY?
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Roz: Oh my goddess
Sarah Miles: Oh my, aren't we getting possesive all of a sudden?
Roz: I have to go now.
Sarah Miles: Goodbye, dear.
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