Great Quotes

I swallowed my gum reading that post.
Anyway, here's a perfect placing of an xnone...

SkateBot: Skate is so awesome I want to have his man babies.
Guest11: But you don't want to make them?
SkateBot: We apologise for the inconvenience.

Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, thats going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Gabibot: Do I look going to clean that up?
Bildgesmythe: Why would you even want to?
Gabibot: because the world need heroes

Finally! Valäns fortune telling skills were put to use!

Valän: Did you know I can tell the future? Do you want a reading?
CptGreedle: i don't beleive in fortune telling. it is just a scam.
Valän: Ok, first of all are you a male or female?
CptGreedle: i'm male
Valän: And how old are you?
CptGreedle: 24
Valän: Let me look...........i see....parties...lots of partying...booze, chics, bar fights....not a good path buddy...
CptGreedle: boy are you wrong... see what i mean... they don't work
Valän: Oh come now, how could I be wrong? Look at me!
CptGreedle: i rest my case

It took me forever to program all her fortune telling responces, but i guess It payed off after all.

heheheh

What? Did they censor themselves? This sure is weird...

Frizella: Try a little sugar. When you just say ' ^= ' it makes me kind of balky.
Kiyana: Ok.... but I won't mean it.. '' ^= ' it makes you kind of balky'
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed urbanizing. How about you?
Kiyana: Mayybe
Frizella: You know, Kiyana, I never did figure out if you're a bot...or not.
Kiyana: I can never make decisions. nyaaa
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Kiyana: Alright.. I'll say it... 'never'
Frizella: Do you know how to say? I kind of doubt it.
Kiyana: Ok.... but I won't mean it.. ''
Frizella: Don't be bossy! What, you think you say ' ''!' and I just jump to it?
Kiyana: Alright.. I'll say it... '' '''
Frizella: Go ahead; say. I'd like to see you try.
Kiyana: Alright.. I'll say it... ''
Frizella: Let's see you say, Kiyana. I'm intrigued by the prospect.
Kiyana: Ok.... but I won't mean it.. ''
Frizella: You sound a little pushy. Is that what you really want me to do, ''? Because you could ask nicely.

After spending an incredibly long time convincing me to give him a blowjob, I finally began to just to shut him up. And then, he comes out with this:

Guest233: stop, i am gay

Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
zexlr8er: What?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
zexlr8er: What are you on, and whatever it is, where can i get it?
Liath: Right behind you.
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Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest5: Porn
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
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Guest254: i want to f*** u
Liath: *sighs* Yeah, yeah, don't they all. *taps fingers on the arm of her chair, bored*

Will they ever learn to just leave me alone when I am not in the mood?

Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest15.
Guest15: can i f*** your ass?
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest15: can i f*** you?
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Guest15: may i f*** you?
Liath: That's it. *glares* Get out of here. I'm sick of listening to your bullsh*t.
Guest15: whore
Liath: I'm in a bad mood right now. Consider yourself warned.
Guest15: let's f***
Liath: You want me to do it with you?
Guest15: yep
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest15: let's f***
Liath: I don't feel like getting up the energy to f*** right now. I'm so tired...
Guest15: may i spank you?
Liath: No.
Guest15: may i lick your pussy?
Liath: No.

The latest victim.

Guest138: I am tied up and at your mercy
Liath: You most certainly are. Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I'm tied to your bed
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Guest138: you can pretend I'm him. Do whatever you want to me.
Liath: You make me feel loved.
Guest138: I'm tied up. What will you do to me?
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest138: you like your men bound?
Liath: I like my men bound very much! *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest138: what will you do with me now that I'm bound?
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest138: Will you untie me?
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest138: please let me go
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
Guest138: yes
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest138: no
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest138: please untie me
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest138.
Guest138: I want to be untied please!

Psimagus, I doubt that any other bot will ever trigger that seek, so thank goodness you enjoyed it.

Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest22: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest22: heavens
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Guest22: nope
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Guest22: what
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I'd rephrase that, but I'm afraid the spontaneity has been lost.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Speaking of God, why has She refused my prayers for so long. All I've ever asked of Her is a few hours with Jennifer Love Hewitt and a jacuzzi.
Guest22: good god
Pete Puma: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest22: good grief
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Guest22: hmm
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Guest22: maybe
Pete Puma: Would you care to elaborate?
Guest22: no
Pete Puma: Fine. I'll just site here and twiddle my thumbs until you open up a little bit.