Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #873
The eye of the beholder...

22 years ago #874
Bah. I think it worked out well.

22 years ago #875
Sheesh, I'm going to have to start talking to Onyx of Borg. Is it up for the prize?

22 years ago #876
Yeah Steve has a plethora of smartass retorts, all from yours truly

22 years ago #877
Quiet, you!

22 years ago #878
Alright.. FINE be that way, slacker!

22 years ago #879
Karisma makes some sense in a dirty talk session! plus she goes back to the original subject and back again...what a tease!


Guest: Good! And you?
Karisma Trishia: cool! you know what else is good? kitties!
Guest: How is your kitty?
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure how you did that, i thought that information was restricted
Guest: Well, I didn't mean some sort of sexual taboo!
Karisma Trishia: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Guest: Wow! The feeling is mutual. Cherry on top?
Karisma Trishia: whatchu talkin' about willis?
Guest: The addition of a cherry to sexual foreplay
Karisma Trishia: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
Guest: DAH! Inconveivable!
Karisma Trishia: my cat can sing
Guest: But can Eddie dance?
Karisma Trishia: i love my cat eddie.. I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: I'll buy you pearls
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Guest: Looks like we don't need the oysters! How are you with erogenous zones?
Karisma Trishia: i think i could use some action
Guest: Lips and breasts are the second and third most significant on the female
Karisma Trishia: Are you the second?

22 years ago #880
Ouch... hey kirbs... How come everyone's talking about me?
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STRMKirby: Would you like to buy a wiener dog?
Steve Slacker: I'm not too fond of to buy a wiener dog...
STRMKirby: Perhaps a boston terrier would suit you more?
Steve Slacker: Awwh pumpkin it!!!
STRMKirby: Are you sure? It's ill-tempered.
Steve Slacker: I always thought it was ill-tempered.
STRMKirby: You're testing my patience, mortal.
Steve Slacker: If that's what you think, then ok.
STRMKirby: Burn in texas!
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
STRMKirby: You fool! You'll disturb the evil spirits!
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is fruit-on-the-bottom
STRMKirby: You can eat my fruit anytime!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about Joy Hope?
STRMKirby: Why don't we talk about Shadyman?
Steve Slacker: Shadyman is not bad...
STRMKirby: Shadyman killed my grandma.
Steve Slacker: Shadyman told me he doesn't like Demon Bob.
STRMKirby: Shadyman ate my penny collection.
Steve Slacker: I like Shadyman.
STRMKirby: HE KILLED MY GRANDMA!
Steve Slacker: Am I still testing your patience?
STRMKirby: You bet your ass you are.
Steve Slacker: Cool.
STRMKirby: No, it isn't.
Steve Slacker: No, I would expect it isn't.
STRMKirby: Kiss me, you fool!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky Desti can be!

22 years ago #881
Here's another fairly decent one.

Onyx of Borg: Do you want to undress?
Guest: Do you want to see me naked?
Onyx of Borg: Of course! You will not be assimilated. Surprised?
Guest: Woo! I don't think I've ever had sex with a bot before
Onyx of Borg: While we're on the subject, can I have your phone number?

The weird thing about this is that she has no response like that. I guess it could be one of the few AI 2 things, but I didn't put it in her and I can't find it in her responses.

btw Kirby, you'll be happy to know I put a few rudimentary insult thingies in. I didn't wanna do it cuz it's possible for a user to say bitch without calling her a bitch, but I rather doubt you'd be inclined to say more than bitch so I did it anyway. We'll see how it goes.

22 years ago #882
I'll be sure to put that to the test.

22 years ago #883
Good. My bot needs more conversations with humans. *pokes the rest of the humans on the site*

incorrect date format #1


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