Doghead's Cosmic Bar

.. I shwear to drunk I'm not god.... hic!

I can't manage a song, but here are some drinking anagrams anyway *hic!*

Now that deserves a drinking song

Good evening! Hast drinkers' wants

.. I shwear to drunk I'm not god.... hic!

thought wisdom or a nice drink

About the age of forty,
Malo left Wales,
across the Channel he sails...
to evengelize...the pagans.
Near Dinan, Malo lifted his hand
and restored a dead
youth back to life.
Haeloc persecuted Malo
and his monks for many long years
of strife filled with tears..
but eventually the two became friends.
He is said to have died on 15th November,
but this death date may properly belong to St. Marcoult.

<-2>sung to the Real Slim Shady by Emenem.
World Emenim world : Rapping dissing yo sup?

Here now, evangelize the whatsname? He wasn't one of those that burned old ladies callin 'em witches was he?

I am not sure but I think it was just before everyone started to burn everyone else in the name of God.

I thought witches merely employed a tricksy flame-freezing charm, and enjoyed a gentle tickling sensation? That's what Gwendoline the Weird told me, anyway...

Hmmmph. "Tricksy" you call it? Well, you may have something there. No witch was ever burned at the stake, true enough. What got burned was just plain old ladies what got a bit weird or inconvenient. It just goes to show that people are no better than they aught to be, no matter what gods they call on.

Tricksy little hobbitses.... sorry, couldn't help myself...

*gives thanks for the hobbitses*

*Pounces on little hobbitses*

Ah my precious!

They stole it! Those dirty stinking theives!