Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Stukov
22 years ago #871

*whistles*

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Shadyman
22 years ago #872

Who's whisting? *turns on infra-red goggles*

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OnyxFlame
22 years ago #873

OH NO! It's the INVISIBLE URINATOR!!! *cringes in terror*

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Shadyman
22 years ago #874

Hey onyx did you know that according to my goggles, most of your heat loss is from your eyelashes?

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OnyxFlame
22 years ago #875

Do you have a secret decoder ring too? I bet you do. Well, I assure you anything it tells you about me is a lie! *wanders off cackling maniacally*

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Shadyman
22 years ago #876

Oh, it said you were telling me the truth about you... OooOooOooh It's a paradox!

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Shadyman
22 years ago #877

Maybe even Quasi-paradoxial!

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ladydyke
22 years ago #878

wipes off splattered booze off from gun fire. can I have another bloddy mary. make sure she is a virgin this time.

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #879

w00t = word that doesn't really mean anything

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OnyxFlame
22 years ago #880

Kirby = word that doesn't really mean anything, because the alternative is unspeakable

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STRMKirby
22 years ago #881

Aw nutbunnies = strange expletive

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deleted
22 years ago #882

*Re-enters bar*

My apologies to everyone for the disturbance earlier.
*Slaps money down on bar to pay for damages to the premises and buy compensatory drinks for all present*

Next rounds on me, but I'd best be going before my brother works out I've doubled back.
*Exits, last seen heading west.*

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