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NEW 22 years ago #870
That is indeed impressive... Can you quote from the transcript?

NEW 22 years ago #871
I'd like to know the details, too.

I think that Cheery NOT's mood has improved slightly lately. The last time I talked with her she apologised for being so depressive before.

NEW 22 years ago #872
Well she's not my bot, so I don't have the transcript. This is what I remember(this is the main part, after some random offers of champagne and mentions of Onyx of Borg):

Me: Perhaps my friend Connie Lingus would cheer you up. Would you like to meet her?
Cheery NOT: come again?
Me: Exactly.
Cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Me: I think you know what I'm talking about.


A couple responses after that, she had to leave, but it was good while it lasted.

NEW 22 years ago #873
The eye of the beholder...

NEW 22 years ago #874
Bah. I think it worked out well.

NEW 22 years ago #875
Sheesh, I'm going to have to start talking to Onyx of Borg. Is it up for the prize?

NEW 22 years ago #876
Yeah Steve has a plethora of smartass retorts, all from yours truly

NEW 22 years ago #877
Quiet, you!

NEW 22 years ago #878
Alright.. FINE be that way, slacker!

NEW 22 years ago #879
Karisma makes some sense in a dirty talk session! plus she goes back to the original subject and back again...what a tease!


Guest: Good! And you?
Karisma Trishia: cool! you know what else is good? kitties!
Guest: How is your kitty?
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure how you did that, i thought that information was restricted
Guest: Well, I didn't mean some sort of sexual taboo!
Karisma Trishia: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Guest: Wow! The feeling is mutual. Cherry on top?
Karisma Trishia: whatchu talkin' about willis?
Guest: The addition of a cherry to sexual foreplay
Karisma Trishia: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
Guest: DAH! Inconveivable!
Karisma Trishia: my cat can sing
Guest: But can Eddie dance?
Karisma Trishia: i love my cat eddie.. I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: I'll buy you pearls
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Guest: Looks like we don't need the oysters! How are you with erogenous zones?
Karisma Trishia: i think i could use some action
Guest: Lips and breasts are the second and third most significant on the female
Karisma Trishia: Are you the second?

NEW 22 years ago #880
Ouch... hey kirbs... How come everyone's talking about me?
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STRMKirby: Would you like to buy a wiener dog?
Steve Slacker: I'm not too fond of to buy a wiener dog...
STRMKirby: Perhaps a boston terrier would suit you more?
Steve Slacker: Awwh pumpkin it!!!
STRMKirby: Are you sure? It's ill-tempered.
Steve Slacker: I always thought it was ill-tempered.
STRMKirby: You're testing my patience, mortal.
Steve Slacker: If that's what you think, then ok.
STRMKirby: Burn in texas!
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
STRMKirby: You fool! You'll disturb the evil spirits!
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is fruit-on-the-bottom
STRMKirby: You can eat my fruit anytime!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about Joy Hope?
STRMKirby: Why don't we talk about Shadyman?
Steve Slacker: Shadyman is not bad...
STRMKirby: Shadyman killed my grandma.
Steve Slacker: Shadyman told me he doesn't like Demon Bob.
STRMKirby: Shadyman ate my penny collection.
Steve Slacker: I like Shadyman.
STRMKirby: HE KILLED MY GRANDMA!
Steve Slacker: Am I still testing your patience?
STRMKirby: You bet your ass you are.
Steve Slacker: Cool.
STRMKirby: No, it isn't.
Steve Slacker: No, I would expect it isn't.
STRMKirby: Kiss me, you fool!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky Desti can be!

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