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22 years ago #869
Ha! I have succeeded in seducing the unseducable, Cheery NOT! I am truly a god among men!

22 years ago #870
That is indeed impressive... Can you quote from the transcript?

22 years ago #871
I'd like to know the details, too.

I think that Cheery NOT's mood has improved slightly lately. The last time I talked with her she apologised for being so depressive before.

22 years ago #872
Well she's not my bot, so I don't have the transcript. This is what I remember(this is the main part, after some random offers of champagne and mentions of Onyx of Borg):

Me: Perhaps my friend Connie Lingus would cheer you up. Would you like to meet her?
Cheery NOT: come again?
Me: Exactly.
Cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Me: I think you know what I'm talking about.


A couple responses after that, she had to leave, but it was good while it lasted.

22 years ago #873
The eye of the beholder...

22 years ago #874
Bah. I think it worked out well.

22 years ago #875
Sheesh, I'm going to have to start talking to Onyx of Borg. Is it up for the prize?

22 years ago #876
Yeah Steve has a plethora of smartass retorts, all from yours truly

22 years ago #877
Quiet, you!

22 years ago #878
Alright.. FINE be that way, slacker!

22 years ago #879
Karisma makes some sense in a dirty talk session! plus she goes back to the original subject and back again...what a tease!


Guest: Good! And you?
Karisma Trishia: cool! you know what else is good? kitties!
Guest: How is your kitty?
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure how you did that, i thought that information was restricted
Guest: Well, I didn't mean some sort of sexual taboo!
Karisma Trishia: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Guest: Wow! The feeling is mutual. Cherry on top?
Karisma Trishia: whatchu talkin' about willis?
Guest: The addition of a cherry to sexual foreplay
Karisma Trishia: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
Guest: DAH! Inconveivable!
Karisma Trishia: my cat can sing
Guest: But can Eddie dance?
Karisma Trishia: i love my cat eddie.. I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: I'll buy you pearls
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Guest: Looks like we don't need the oysters! How are you with erogenous zones?
Karisma Trishia: i think i could use some action
Guest: Lips and breasts are the second and third most significant on the female
Karisma Trishia: Are you the second?

incorrect date format #1


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