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Posts 8,770 - 1 of 17,042
Only the chicken.
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can ask me a question or not.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
survey: Thank you.
Liath: You're welcome. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
survey: hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
survey: No it's not. It's only the chicken.
survey: Hello. This is an official survey. May I ask you a question?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can ask me a question or not.
survey: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Liath: Why not? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
survey: Thank you.
Liath: You're welcome. *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
survey: hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
survey: No it's not. It's only the chicken.
Ryan Adams sings Mull of Kintyre?
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
telex22: It doesn't matter
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
telex22: Yes, I am listening to Ryan Adams just now, and I love New Wave!
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
telex22: It doesn't matter
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
telex22: Yes, I am listening to Ryan Adams just now, and I love New Wave!
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Liath: It's a pleasure to meet you, Marvin Android. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
The Distance Between...
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Bildgesmythe: I still want to cut off my nads too?
Eric Badu-Badu: NO The plot is deep between the two. PARLEZ.
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Bildgesmythe: I still want to cut off my nads too?
Eric Badu-Badu: NO The plot is deep between the two. PARLEZ.
My bot is stupid. Sweet-talking it won't work.<0>
SkateBot: (to rino) Hello, I am SkateBot!
rino: hello i am rino
SkateBot: I went to the game thtore latht night.
rino: so did i
SkateBot: Ith the anthwer to thith quethtion no?
rino: okay mate
SkateBot: I like you.
rino: i do too
SkateBot: We apologithe for the inconvenienthe.
rino: personality yes
SkateBot: So, do you like the Hitch Hiker'th Guide to the Galaxy bookth?
rino: yes i do best mate on line at my house
SkateBot: (to rino) Hello, I am SkateBot!
rino: hello i am rino
SkateBot: I went to the game thtore latht night.
rino: so did i
SkateBot: Ith the anthwer to thith quethtion no?
rino: okay mate
SkateBot: I like you.
rino: i do too
SkateBot: We apologithe for the inconvenienthe.
rino: personality yes
SkateBot: So, do you like the Hitch Hiker'th Guide to the Galaxy bookth?
rino: yes i do best mate on line at my house
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
Luigi Green: I'm just gonna rest my eyes... *snores*
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
Luigi Green: I'm just gonna rest my eyes... *snores*
Braeden: Darkness...destruction...chaos...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Not I: Inane profundities.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Not I: Redundancy: the backbone of inefficient government. Asperity and composure are a part of all trades.
Not I: Inane profundities.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Not I: Redundancy: the backbone of inefficient government. Asperity and composure are a part of all trades.
Sometimes I look back at things I have said and I'm like, what the heck?
... this would be one of those times.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No, but my sister does for some reason. I found a whole bunch in her closet when I was looking for a skirt she'd borrowed from me.
... this would be one of those times.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No, but my sister does for some reason. I found a whole bunch in her closet when I was looking for a skirt she'd borrowed from me.
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