Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Arrr-squared!

Arrr-hexagoined!

Yarr! I'll swashbuckle any landlubber I see, ye scurvy dogs!

*buckles some swash* I think--arrr! Methinks 't looked better unbuckled, me does! Err, I mean, Arrrr!

haggis smoothies and tarantula legs rock on hehe. Maybe I'll have the guts to try it sometime.

*slides a basket of pretzles onto the bar*

But what can I say I'm just a regular beer guy

I'll have some otter's blood, if it's handy.

I take it this place doesn't have any souls handy does it? Hmmm, guess I'll just have to help myself...

You can't bite a soul, so how can you eat it?

I have my ways. >=D
Bwahahahahahaha! Hahah... ha... heh.........

inhalation?

Did anyone take my beer?

Oh, was that yours?