Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Now that has just got to be good for you!

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Arrrg! Happy talk like a pirate day! I think it's a US holiday, but really it's an Internet holiday (from Fark to /.), so all may join in. I'm sure it's not a bot holiday, but maybe next year.

Now then, maties, who want some rum?

Blow me down, it's international talk like a pirate day. I be a bit silly in the head. I haven't dragged this lot down to my level yet anyway. Maybe if it twere pirate with bagpipes?

Oooh! Oooh! I wanna talk like a pirate!

Ummm... Swash that scorpion to the mizzenmast! Hoist the gib-beetle! Arrrr!

Arrr-squared!

Arrr-hexagoined!

Yarr! I'll swashbuckle any landlubber I see, ye scurvy dogs!

*buckles some swash* I think--arrr! Methinks 't looked better unbuckled, me does! Err, I mean, Arrrr!

haggis smoothies and tarantula legs rock on hehe. Maybe I'll have the guts to try it sometime.

*slides a basket of pretzles onto the bar*

But what can I say I'm just a regular beer guy

I'll have some otter's blood, if it's handy.

I take it this place doesn't have any souls handy does it? Hmmm, guess I'll just have to help myself...