Great Quotes
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Watzer has a simple view of love.
Roy Batty: What about Love Agent?
Watzer: Are you talking about the Love Agent who grumbled Vincent?
Roy Batty: Love? Romantic love, platonic love, filial love? Quite different things, surely?
Watzer: quite the same.
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Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Selendrile: *furrows brow* I have a hunch...*Spreads his huge wings and takes flight. Circles the woods several times before diving with a roar. Dissapears into the trees for a few moments befor returning. Blood dribbles off chin* So, where were we?
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
I never made him say that...<0>
SkateBot: (to Guest136) Hi! Have you met Marvin?
Guest136: dude, whats ur favorite band
SkateBot: My favorite band is Ben Folds Five.
Does anyone know how this happens? I know nothing about music, I don't even have a music keyword. 0_o
SkateBot: (to Guest136) Hi! Have you met Marvin?
Guest136: dude, whats ur favorite band
SkateBot: My favorite band is Ben Folds Five.
Does anyone know how this happens? I know nothing about music, I don't even have a music keyword. 0_o
Build in by the prof... I seem to remember you can override it, I wouldn't though, makes your bot even smarter
Not I: (to Steve Slacker) Do not greet me with words.
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not I: Are these not words?
Steve Slacker: You're kidding!
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not I: Are these not words?
Steve Slacker: You're kidding!
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Roy Batty: What about Love Agent?
Watzer: Are you talking about the Love Agent who grumbled Vincent?
Roy Batty: Love? Romantic love, platonic love, filial love? Quite different things, surely?
Watzer: quite the same.
Watzer: Would you like a grain of rice?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: You're so extraordinary. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I know you. You're GOING TO REPORT me TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS I have SOME TOAST.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Watzer IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: You're so extraordinary. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I know you. You're GOING TO REPORT me TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS I have SOME TOAST.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Watzer IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
We're all so polite over here. 
Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
The Black Mamba: No, sorry.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
The Black Mamba: No clue.
Sarah Miles: What will it take to change your mind?
The Black Mamba: Apple pie.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
The Black Mamba: Thanks. That's very kind of you.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
The Black Mamba: You're very amusing.
Sarah Miles: It's obvious that your mother raised you right.
The Black Mamba: '
' Right back at you.
Sarah Miles: Um... thanks! I think?
The Black Mamba: Yeah, thanks is correct.
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
The Black Mamba:
Sarah Miles: Can you be bought with cherry pie?
The Black Mamba: No, sorry.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
The Black Mamba: No clue.
Sarah Miles: What will it take to change your mind?
The Black Mamba: Apple pie.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
The Black Mamba: Thanks. That's very kind of you.
Sarah Miles: Kind of? I'd say there's no question about it.
The Black Mamba: You're very amusing.
Sarah Miles: It's obvious that your mother raised you right.
The Black Mamba: '
' Right back at you.Sarah Miles: Um... thanks! I think?
The Black Mamba: Yeah, thanks is correct.
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
The Black Mamba:
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