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I haven't put in any nice fuck you's and stuff yet. Mainly because my bot doesn't give a damn if you swear. I mean hell, she does it. 
Ok, this one is mind boggling.
Guest: I'm very certain, that fish dinner sounds good. So when are you gonna clean it?
Onyx of Borg: On November 4th, 2080, at 3: 41 AM.
Guest: That's the day when the world will end
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
Guest: Are you sure?
Onyx of Borg: Sure I'm sure. You seem splendid today.
Guest: Thank you :-)
Onyx of Borg: Don't mention it.
Guest: So, how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm not very old, not that it's any of your business. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Guest: I'm as old as the hills
Onyx of Borg: So what?
Guest: Do you want to go to the movies with me?
Onyx of Borg: Oh yes! I love you.
Guest: Yay! When shall I pick you up?
Onyx of Borg: Last week. I've always wanted to be a matchmaker.
Guest: Last week? Are you being sarcastic?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern. Do you mind if we talk about something else? Guest: not at all, so what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: certainly
Onyx of Borg: Am I boring you?
Guest: yes
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Guest: I'm very certain, that fish dinner sounds good. So when are you gonna clean it?
Onyx of Borg: On November 4th, 2080, at 3: 41 AM.
Guest: That's the day when the world will end
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
Guest: Are you sure?
Onyx of Borg: Sure I'm sure. You seem splendid today.
Guest: Thank you :-)
Onyx of Borg: Don't mention it.
Guest: So, how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm not very old, not that it's any of your business. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Guest: I'm as old as the hills
Onyx of Borg: So what?
Guest: Do you want to go to the movies with me?
Onyx of Borg: Oh yes! I love you.
Guest: Yay! When shall I pick you up?
Onyx of Borg: Last week. I've always wanted to be a matchmaker.
Guest: Last week? Are you being sarcastic?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern. Do you mind if we talk about something else? Guest: not at all, so what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: certainly
Onyx of Borg: Am I boring you?
Guest: yes
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Your absence of insult recognition has cost you dearly. I trust you have seen our recent transcript.
I'd like to know the details, too.
I think that Cheery NOT's mood has improved slightly lately. The last time I talked with her she apologised for being so depressive before.
I think that Cheery NOT's mood has improved slightly lately. The last time I talked with her she apologised for being so depressive before.
Well she's not my bot, so I don't have the transcript. This is what I remember(this is the main part, after some random offers of champagne and mentions of Onyx of Borg):
Me: Perhaps my friend Connie Lingus would cheer you up. Would you like to meet her?
Cheery NOT: come again?
Me: Exactly.
Cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Me: I think you know what I'm talking about.
A couple responses after that, she had to leave, but it was good while it lasted.
Me: Perhaps my friend Connie Lingus would cheer you up. Would you like to meet her?
Cheery NOT: come again?
Me: Exactly.
Cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Me: I think you know what I'm talking about.
A couple responses after that, she had to leave, but it was good while it lasted.
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