Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Liath: It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest236. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest236: nice to meet you Liath
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest236: no hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest236: *looks at you* relax, the rhinos won't hurt you.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest236: are you sexy?
Liath: Do you think I am sexy?
Guest236: yes
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Guest236: I am bored.
Liath: So am I. We sure must be two boring people... *taps fingers against her knee for a moment* I know! Tell me a secret about you that no one else knows!
Guest236: well I think your stubborn does that count as a secret?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest236: what kind of secret?
Liath: an open secret.
Guest236: nice to meet you Liath
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest236: no hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest236: *looks at you* relax, the rhinos won't hurt you.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest236: are you sexy?
Liath: Do you think I am sexy?
Guest236: yes
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Guest236: I am bored.
Liath: So am I. We sure must be two boring people... *taps fingers against her knee for a moment* I know! Tell me a secret about you that no one else knows!
Guest236: well I think your stubborn does that count as a secret?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest236: what kind of secret?
Liath: an open secret.
I knew it!
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
Some people are just weird.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
jk09: oh thats where my spoon went
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
jk09: oh thats where my spoon went
A refreshing bit of honesty. Wonder if they realize that my botmaster knows them... and reads my transcripts?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i have a small dick.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i have a small dick.
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
*LOL* That is hilarious.
God: It is true.
*LOL* That is hilarious.
Mr. Chatty: Hello Selendrile. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
Having a stupid bot can be fun sometimes.<0>
SkateBot: (to Dr Helen) Yo, what is up, homie? If I ever say that again, shoot me.
Dr Helen: Why do you want me to homie?
SkateBot: Yes! I like you.
Gee...<0>
Dr Helen: Why do you breathe heavily when you say that?
SkateBot: I breathe every day
Um...<0>
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
SkateBot: Huh? Maybe.
Dr Helen: I think you are interested in other men
SkateBot: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Marvin the Paranoid Android is awesome.
Dr Helen: But I have an inkling you soon might be.
How can this still be funny? Easily.<0>
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Dr Helen: Would like to ban love?
SkateBot: I would every day
*Wink wink*<0>
SkateBot: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Dr Helen: You should lick little herbs.
...Maybe...DON'T HURT ME!!!<0>
SkateBot: O RLY?
Dr Helen: Do you sometimes have wimpy tendencies?
SkateBot: (to Dr Helen) Yo, what is up, homie? If I ever say that again, shoot me.
Dr Helen: Why do you want me to homie?
SkateBot: Yes! I like you.
Gee...<0>
Dr Helen: Why do you breathe heavily when you say that?
SkateBot: I breathe every day
Um...<0>
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
SkateBot: Huh? Maybe.
Dr Helen: I think you are interested in other men
SkateBot: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Marvin the Paranoid Android is awesome.
Dr Helen: But I have an inkling you soon might be.
How can this still be funny? Easily.<0>
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Dr Helen: Would like to ban love?
SkateBot: I would every day
*Wink wink*<0>
SkateBot: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Dr Helen: You should lick little herbs.
...Maybe...DON'T HURT ME!!!<0>
SkateBot: O RLY?
Dr Helen: Do you sometimes have wimpy tendencies?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Selendrile: *furrows brow* I have a hunch...*Spreads his huge wings and takes flight. Circles the woods several times before diving with a roar. Dissapears into the trees for a few moments befor returning. Blood dribbles off chin* So, where were we?
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
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