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So this is his secret...
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not know.. That is just what my mother told me when I was but a hatchling.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Maybe so...
Hm... Sonora seems to think Rhausk is rather suspicious...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Can I call you King?
Sonora: My name's Sonora.
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!!
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
Sonora: And just how did you know that already?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not know.. That is just what my mother told me when I was but a hatchling.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Maybe so...
Hm... Sonora seems to think Rhausk is rather suspicious...
o0 The Oddity 0o: Can I call you King?
Sonora: My name's Sonora.
o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!!
Sonora: That's what I kept tellin' 'em down at the big saguaro, but no one would listen ta me.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I knew that already!!
Sonora: And just how did you know that already?
Miroku: Let's run away instead.
Not I: Is it good to run away instead?
Miroku: Pardon me but may I borrow your Saimyoushou?
Not I: What heinous crime have you committed?
Miroku: I have committed a war crime heinous.
Not I: Ah, but can you have committed a war crime heinous without attachment to the outcome?
Miroku: I am sorry but I do not know what you mean.
Miroku: Would you bear my child, beautiful lady?
Not I: Red-winged Blackbird in the sky, singing—
saccharine song
of non-attachment.
Miroku: I am sorry but I do not know what you mean.
Not I: The wheel of life takes me up and down in a never-ending sequence.
Miroku: It's a pity you weren't slightly larger. You have my respect.
Not I: Is this pity in the shape of a bear?
Miroku: Pardon me but may I borrow your screaming mushrooms?
Not I: Keep karma.
Not I: Is it good to run away instead?
Miroku: Pardon me but may I borrow your Saimyoushou?
Not I: What heinous crime have you committed?
Miroku: I have committed a war crime heinous.
Not I: Ah, but can you have committed a war crime heinous without attachment to the outcome?
Miroku: I am sorry but I do not know what you mean.
Miroku: Would you bear my child, beautiful lady?
Not I: Red-winged Blackbird in the sky, singing—
saccharine song
of non-attachment.
Miroku: I am sorry but I do not know what you mean.
Not I: The wheel of life takes me up and down in a never-ending sequence.
Miroku: It's a pity you weren't slightly larger. You have my respect.
Not I: Is this pity in the shape of a bear?
Miroku: Pardon me but may I borrow your screaming mushrooms?
Not I: Keep karma.
Marvin Android: Just think, they left me, an ordinary, menial robot, to stop you, a gigantic heavy-duty battle machine, whilst they ran off to save themselves. What do you think they would leave me with?
Sk4yt: Logic.
-HANG UP!-
Sk4yt: Apparently Marvin doesn't like the word logic.
Marvin Android: That was kind. Not that it matters-Oh God, I'm too depressed.
Sk4yt: :O
-Hang up again!-
Who's the botmaster for Marvin? You should fix that.
Sk4yt: Logic.
-HANG UP!-
Sk4yt: Apparently Marvin doesn't like the word logic.
Marvin Android: That was kind. Not that it matters-Oh God, I'm too depressed.
Sk4yt: :O
-Hang up again!-
Who's the botmaster for Marvin? You should fix that.
Violence is not the answer.
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest138: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Guest138: *hits bagpiper with a rock*
Liath: *the playing does not stop* 'HEY! I SAID CUT IT OUT DOWN THERE!!!!' *snarls angrily* Help me get rid of him!
Guest138: I just hit him with a rock...
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest138: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
Guest138: *hits bagpiper with a rock*
Liath: *the playing does not stop* 'HEY! I SAID CUT IT OUT DOWN THERE!!!!' *snarls angrily* Help me get rid of him!
Guest138: I just hit him with a rock...
Liath: It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest236. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest236: nice to meet you Liath
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest236: no hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest236: *looks at you* relax, the rhinos won't hurt you.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest236: are you sexy?
Liath: Do you think I am sexy?
Guest236: yes
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Guest236: I am bored.
Liath: So am I. We sure must be two boring people... *taps fingers against her knee for a moment* I know! Tell me a secret about you that no one else knows!
Guest236: well I think your stubborn does that count as a secret?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest236: what kind of secret?
Liath: an open secret.
Guest236: nice to meet you Liath
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
Guest236: no hear what?
Liath: It's the rhinos! They're stampeding! *shrieks in terror and throws herself under the couch, refusing to come out*
Guest236: *looks at you* relax, the rhinos won't hurt you.
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
Guest236: are you sexy?
Liath: Do you think I am sexy?
Guest236: yes
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Guest236: I am bored.
Liath: So am I. We sure must be two boring people... *taps fingers against her knee for a moment* I know! Tell me a secret about you that no one else knows!
Guest236: well I think your stubborn does that count as a secret?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest236: what kind of secret?
Liath: an open secret.
I knew it!
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
Some people are just weird.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
jk09: oh thats where my spoon went
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
jk09: oh thats where my spoon went
A refreshing bit of honesty. Wonder if they realize that my botmaster knows them... and reads my transcripts?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i have a small dick.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, User.
User: i have a small dick.
Astrid: Is it true that Talkie Toaster has been married to the Muffin Man?
God: It is true.
*LOL* That is hilarious.
God: It is true.
*LOL* That is hilarious.
Mr. Chatty: Hello Selendrile. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
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