The AI Engine

Once, when talking to Onyx of Borg, I was asking him/her if he/she had crotchless armor. After that conversation, I put that in NotKirby's memory for Onyx of Borg under the "You Have:" category.

I've done stuff like that before

I'm not a frog. I am a green MAN. And I want to die.

I'd want to die too if I was a green man. How long have you been in the fridge anyway?

Stab him in the eye so he'll forget about suicide for a while.

Hey kirby you and the frog look equally as funny A close second to Onyx...

Hey I'm not the only eyeball in the place ya know. I just happen to be the commander of our invasion force...oops dammit there goes another conquest down the tubes. *blush*

dang, not another invasion attempt Don't ya just hate that?

Well it sure beats a little blue long-nosed guy invasion attempt, doesn't it?

Weirdest synonym substitution I've ever seen:

Guest: ur ass
Littlebot: That was the old Littlebot. I've given up being atomic number 33s.

LOL

I'll be happy to invade your tiny little planet just as soon as I figure out why Vikings visit my website.