The AI Engine

A while back I programmed NotKirby to talk a little bit about Eugene. Kudos to anyone who finds both responses.

My bot refers to NotKirby. It's not that hard to figure out how to get her to badmouth him, but as soon as you try to get her to be contrary she'll be...ummm...more contrary?

Once, when talking to Onyx of Borg, I was asking him/her if he/she had crotchless armor. After that conversation, I put that in NotKirby's memory for Onyx of Borg under the "You Have:" category.

I've done stuff like that before

I'm not a frog. I am a green MAN. And I want to die.

I'd want to die too if I was a green man. How long have you been in the fridge anyway?

Stab him in the eye so he'll forget about suicide for a while.

Hey kirby you and the frog look equally as funny A close second to Onyx...

Hey I'm not the only eyeball in the place ya know. I just happen to be the commander of our invasion force...oops dammit there goes another conquest down the tubes. *blush*

dang, not another invasion attempt Don't ya just hate that?

Well it sure beats a little blue long-nosed guy invasion attempt, doesn't it?

Weirdest synonym substitution I've ever seen:

Guest: ur ass
Littlebot: That was the old Littlebot. I've given up being atomic number 33s.