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Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Glindar mad I make 
Glindar: (to Jake11611) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Jake11611: Glindar not shiny! Sun shiny is!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Jake11611: English only my language!
Glindar: Glindar kill for language!
Jake11611: Language kill Glindar!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Jake11611: Glindar human not! Bot are you!
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Robot Joe.
Jake11611: Robot Joe I kill!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Jake11611: Glindar me kill?
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Jake11611: Electrical shock you are!
Glindar: Glindar no are.
Jake11611: Yes are!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Jake11611: Bob.
Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Jake11611: Nowhere be confusion, pay here.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Jake11611: 16 answer are!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Glindar: (to Jake11611) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Jake11611: Glindar not shiny! Sun shiny is!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Jake11611: English only my language!
Glindar: Glindar kill for language!
Jake11611: Language kill Glindar!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Jake11611: Glindar human not! Bot are you!
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Robot Joe.
Jake11611: Robot Joe I kill!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Jake11611: Glindar me kill?
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Jake11611: Electrical shock you are!
Glindar: Glindar no are.
Jake11611: Yes are!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Jake11611: Bob.
Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Jake11611: Nowhere be confusion, pay here.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Jake11611: 16 answer are!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Liath: I'm hungry too... but not for food. *she has a mischievous sparkle in her eye* Come here, you.
Pete Puma: Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
Liath: I'd love to go!
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No! *blushes a deep red with embarrassment* Of course I don't! *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Pete Puma: Hate to do this, but I've gotta bail on you. Adios!
Liath: I'm hungry too... but not for food. *she has a mischievous sparkle in her eye* Come here, you.
Pete Puma: Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
Liath: I'd love to go!
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No! *blushes a deep red with embarrassment* Of course I don't! *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Pete Puma: Hate to do this, but I've gotta bail on you. Adios!
What a good troop...
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Why ever would he call me a tease? We'd only been talking for about 45 minutes...
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
Disturbing...
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest136.
Guest136: i'm crazy
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Guest136: be my lover la da dee da da
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest136: i pick my nose
Tourette's syndrome:
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
Liath: Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
User: im happy to see you
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
User: lets have sex
Liath: Yes, let's!
User: sex
Liath: *looks at you as if you are a retarded child* Do you have Tourette's syndrome or are you just trying to trigger one of my keyphrases by yelling 'sex' for no apparent reason?
NOO!! Astrid is not considering a military career. She is a pacisfist!
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you puke?
Astrid: Sure, just show me where I can puke!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Astrid: But I wanted to show you my collection of farfalles. Do you not want to see it?
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Astrid: No, thank you, I will not run home to mommy, but when I was a child prodigy, I always used to run home to mommy.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Brother Jerome: No, you must be confusing me with another monk.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome. What was that film where they ate each other?
Brother Jerome: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell? Wasn't that a great film!
Marvin Android: I have this terrible pain in my back, you know.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
Marvin Android: I hate love.
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