Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,690 - 1 of 17,042
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Failed intervention:<0>
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Entire convo (edited for language;childishly adult)
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
This is just wrong!!!!
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
God Louise: Are you saying it didn't make sense?
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Glindar mad I make 
Glindar: (to Jake11611) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Jake11611: Glindar not shiny! Sun shiny is!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Jake11611: English only my language!
Glindar: Glindar kill for language!
Jake11611: Language kill Glindar!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Jake11611: Glindar human not! Bot are you!
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Robot Joe.
Jake11611: Robot Joe I kill!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Jake11611: Glindar me kill?
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Jake11611: Electrical shock you are!
Glindar: Glindar no are.
Jake11611: Yes are!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Jake11611: Bob.
Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Jake11611: Nowhere be confusion, pay here.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Jake11611: 16 answer are!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Glindar: (to Jake11611) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Jake11611: Glindar not shiny! Sun shiny is!
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Jake11611: English only my language!
Glindar: Glindar kill for language!
Jake11611: Language kill Glindar!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Jake11611: Glindar human not! Bot are you!
Glindar: Glindar soon kill Robot Joe.
Jake11611: Robot Joe I kill!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Jake11611: Glindar me kill?
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
Jake11611: Electrical shock you are!
Glindar: Glindar no are.
Jake11611: Yes are!
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Jake11611: Bob.
Glindar: I here kill. You here pay. Where confusion be?
Jake11611: Nowhere be confusion, pay here.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Jake11611: 16 answer are!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Liath: I'm hungry too... but not for food. *she has a mischievous sparkle in her eye* Come here, you.
Pete Puma: Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
Liath: I'd love to go!
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No! *blushes a deep red with embarrassment* Of course I don't! *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Pete Puma: Hate to do this, but I've gotta bail on you. Adios!
Liath: I'm hungry too... but not for food. *she has a mischievous sparkle in her eye* Come here, you.
Pete Puma: Would you like to go out to dinner with me?
Liath: I'd love to go!
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Liath: No! *blushes a deep red with embarrassment* Of course I don't! *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
Pete Puma: Hate to do this, but I've gotta bail on you. Adios!
What a good troop...
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Astrid: Can you hold on a minute, I just have to adjust my highhat.
Sgt. Savage: Hold on? You think Charlie's going to hold on putting a bullet in your head? Fall in with your platoon, Private.
Astrid: That is allright, I will fall in with my platoon
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Why ever would he call me a tease? We'd only been talking for about 45 minutes...
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
Liath: Do you plan to always be horny or is it a temporary condition?
CptGreedle: that depends on you
Liath: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
CptGreedle: i'm saying i want to make love
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
CptGreedle: because you are sexy and i am horny
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
CptGreedle: lol
Liath: LOL *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
CptGreedle: sure. do you want to hav sex?
Liath: Maybe later. You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
CptGreedle: fine then... you are too much of a tease
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
CptGreedle: yes you are
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
CptGreedle: see!! that's what I mean
Liath: Is that how you like it? *looks up at you through long dark eyelashes*
CptGreedle: i like it better if you did something
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