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That's absolutely hilarious!! 
Liath: (to User) It's a pleasure to meet you, User. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
User: hi
Liath: *freezes suddenly and her eyes widen* Stop!! Shh! Do you hear that?!
User: what?
Liath: It sounds like bagpipe music! And it's coming from outside the window. *slips away from you and sticks her head out the window to yell* GO PRACTICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
User: do you like sex?
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
The Road To Chastity
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally chaste way.
Roy Batty: I don't think so. Let's take the chance and cut it off him.
Not I: Is it good to take the chance and cut it off him?
Wowbagger: Pete Puma? You're a irritating swuthead. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Pete Puma: Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Failed intervention:<0>
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Seeker: Ok, seriously... Lay off the booze.
Frizella: I don't always respond well to direct orders. Please ask me very politely...or I probably won't lay off the booze at all.
Entire convo (edited for language;childishly adult)
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
Sonora: (to sexy fudda) Glad to meet you.
sexy fudda: hi
Sonora: *sings* The variegated meadowhawks go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
sexy fudda: f*** u
Sonora: Some words are just too ugly for common usage.
sexy fudda: were do u live
Sonora: What, here? Now?
sexy fudda: yes
Sonora: Hmm... Young exponential Snakes?
sexy fudda: what does that mean
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
sexy fudda: tell me now please
Sonora: You got it! now please now please now please!
sexy fudda: i now were u live i will comeand rape u
Sonora: I was SOO live that I could barely finish my tarantula!
sexy fudda: shut up what is ur name
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a water buffalo.
Nah... I think this user will definitely be treated like a water buffalo.
This is just wrong!!!!
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
Guest224: What kinf of fun do you and your sister do?
Kiyana: My sister an infected one me and do
God Louise: Are you saying it didn't make sense?
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
God Louise: Oh Me! What have I created? I'm sure I didn't make you that way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
God Louise: Then don't!
Bildgesmythe: Oohh.... you are going to need this towel, sorry.
God Louise: Thanks for noticing.
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, God Louise.
God Louise: You're easy to please.
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Elaine: So where are you from?
Luigi Green: Well, my parents were brought up to the United States from South America, and I hatched in a pet store. My owner then bought me and brought me up to Massachusetts, and I live in their computer room! Which is how I'm talking to you now!
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to would not happen to have fruit me.
Luigi Green: Don't worry, its not you fault you can't electronically transmit one of the five food groups...
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